17 jokes that will make you laugh out loud

02/20/2024 by Roy Sutton

Laugh out loud jokes

We all need more opportunities to laugh out loud, so I’ve gathered some more jokes by trawling the Internet just for you dear reader.

I cannot be sure who wrote them originally but I’d be happy to credit the authors if anyone can identify them.

In the meantime, here are today’s 17 jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Indeed, they made me smile.

Laugh-out-loud (1-7):

What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
A waist of time.

Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
He’s all right now.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.

How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

Laugh-out-loud (8-17):

What did the bartender say to the drunk who walked into the bar with jumper cables around his neck?
You can stay but don’t try to start anything.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Thieves stole a truck full of Viagra today.
The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals.

I always sleep better naked.
Why can’t the flight attendant understand this?

A police officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6.
He seemed irritated when I said kindergarten.

What do you call a caveman with wind?
A blast from the past.

The waitress asked, “You wanna box for those leftovers?”
I said, “No, but I’ll arm wrestle you for them.”

Thousands of eggs have been stolen from a local farm.
Police believe poachers are to blame.

I’ve taken up a new sport. It’s called silent tennis.
It is just like regular tennis, but without the racket.

I’m writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life.
It’s an oughtobiography.

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