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a man in a hoodie is pouring butter into a cup

Dear Fiance

Stop Playing With Me

Roadhouse Butter

Texas Roadhouse Butter

Butter Chicken Recipe Indian

Make Butter

Outback Steakhouse

Butter Chicken Recipe

Snack Dip

3.3M views · 157K reactions | HE MADE HOW MADE BUTTER!!! | This is better that the real thing!! LOL | By Corey B | Okay, butter. Can't believe it's not butter cuz it's not because it's gone because someone put it back in the refrigerator even though there's nothing left in it. Why? She got grass milk, grassy **** milk. That's thank you milk in Spanish. Oh, no. It's heavy cream. And chives. What are you gonna do with that? Gotta put some garlic and some salt in it and then then what? You gotta put the damn. What you making that? For a damn minute. That's gonna you're gonna have tendonitis. Goddamn carpal time. That's a long time. **** did you just make butter? Y'all better stop playing with me. You mean to tell me all I need to make my own homemade butter is heavy whipping. Look at this. Look at this. Look, why do you why? Hey, dear fiance, why did you put an empty thing of butter back in the fridge? Just throw it in the tray or recycle. What are you gonna use it for? Knick knacks in it? Is this a knickknack box? No, just recycle it. How much do I fill it to the top tip top? Do I give it to the tippity top? Okay. Welcome back to my mom's Martha Stewart. Just kidding. My mom's never been to jail. I don't I don't think she has. Mom, have you been to jail? How much salt am I supposed to put in it though? They put a lot of salt in there. They put a whole damn thing of salt. Oh my god, you're wasting so much salt. **** did you buy this salt or did I buy the salt? Okay? Don't assault me. You know what? I'm making damn Texas Roadhouse butter. You ever been to Texas Roadhouse? Texas Roadhouse butter is above the rest. Oh and in uh damn uh Outback Steakhouse. They got good butter too. Check it out. I'm putting honey in mine and I'm putting a little bit of ground cinnamon. You see them in over there? Huh? You see them man? Put a cinnamon in the damn thing. Look, okay. Alright. Okay, so now I'm supposed to shake it for like a minute. Oh no. Come on now. Come on now. Come on man. Come on. My **** is jiggling jiggling. I can feel it. You heard it? I almost made my damn **** clap. Hey, welcome back to **** clap class. I'm not shaking this for a minute. I'm about to have a damn aneurysm. Damn, I'm about to damn burn all the calories I am making. I'm about to have damn Johnny Bravo arms. Remember Johnny Bravo? He had a big **** upper body but some tiny **** legs. **** it's been about five minutes. Five damn minutes. Look at this. Boy, I just made a creamy **** butter. Oh, that's honey butter cinnamon. Hold up. Hold the damn phone. Give me a piece of toast. Who's got the toast? I just made butter. You better believe it. Give me a damn break, Jake. Look how smooth it is. Look how soft that is. It goes, it's it's damn spreadable. It's It's damn unbelievable. That's better than Outback Steakhouse. This butter is off the chain. This is the damn best butter I ever had in my entire life. Tell your mom. Tell your mom. This is the best.