Microorganisms hosted in abiotic structures have led to engineered living materials that can grow, sense, and adapt in ways that mimic biological systems. Although porous structures should favor colonization by microorganisms, they have not yet been exploited as abiotic scaffolds for the development of living materials. Here, porous ceramics are reported that are colonized by bacteria to form an engineered living material with self‐regulated and genetically programmable carbon capture and gas‐sensing functionalities. The carbon capture capability is achieved using wild‐type photosynthetic cyanobacteria, whereas the gas‐sensing function is generated utilizing genetically engineered E. coli. Hierarchical porous clay is used as a ceramic scaffold and evaluated in terms of bacterial growth, water uptake, and mechanical properties. Using state‐of‐the‐art chemical analysis techniques, the ability of the living porous ceramics are demonstrated to capture CO₂ directly from the air and to metabolically turn minute amounts of toxic gas into a benign scent detectable by humans.