Whole Foods Parking Lot

Now I'm on the inside, looking at my list organic chicken, kale salad and a lemon twist, Some girl in yoga pants is looking at me funny, I'm just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under 20! Then I take it to the cheese counter: Humboldt fog just ran out Sir! Take it easy man, I try to calm myself I've been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf..