Have you been Touched by His Noodly Appendage? This pattern includes complete instructions and 19 photos to help you create your very own FSM on a hat. (It does not include instructions for a base hat, although it does have a link to the pattern I used for my base hat.) Includes specific information for successful I-cord knitting with a hand crank machine, such as the Bond “Embellish-Knit”. Also includes an option for poseable tentacles. Skill Level: Intermediate Skills needed: basic crochet, making I-cord, and making pom-poms. Please note that the yardage given is strictly for the embellishments. It does not include yardage for a base hat.