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Come Closer
01:12
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What the fuck is up Minneapolis? I want you to open up this fucking pit like I had to open my marriage with my husband Scott. And I want to see you fucking move like Scott did when he moved on to another woman because I wouldn’t top him. Honk fucking honk!
Come closer
I want to see the whites in your eyes
Come closer
I want to feel the pores on your skin
Come closer
I want to taste the singe of your tongue
Come closer
I want our bodies to mash!
Everyday I’m hustling, everyday I’m grinding against the alienation of my flesh
Come closer.
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Buffalo Bill
01:35
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“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me hard.”
Transsexuals have a disposition that don’t lead to serial killing.
They’re weak, meek, brittle-boned, too afraid to step out of their homes.
When you kick them, it’s like kicking a dog.
Nothing to fear from transsexual hordes.
Won’t even make it past 24, suicidality nearly assured.
Would you fuck with us? I wouldn’t fuck with us cuz we hit back hard.
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Corporate Whore
02:59
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As I was walking down Lake Street one day I saw a girl with a t-shirt from Target.
So I asked her, “Hey where’d you get that shirt” and she said she got it from Target.
So I ripped it off her back and set it ablaze in the streets.
With tears in her eyes she asked me how I could be so so cruel and I said,
I’m not a corporate whore,
not a corporate whore like you.
As I was walking down the mall one day, I realized no amount of small business shopping was ever going to change the fact that I’m a consumer so I robbed a Cinnabon stand at fist-point. With tears in his eyes, the cashier asked me how I could be so so cruel. So I looked into his corporate heart and I said,
I’m not a corporate whore,
not a corporate whore like you.
As I was passing out the spoils of petty theft in a Wal-Mart parking lot, it dawned on me that no amount of money that I could steal would ever match the billions of dollars stolen by the average American corporation and that made me feel sad so I decided to go to a punk rock show to reconnect with my comrades and what I saw there made me sick to my stomach. It was like Jesus Christ himself had let the merchants back in the temple and they were hawking their wares and playing evil songs and as I was violently vomiting in the venue bathroom I heard a little song and it went something like this.
If a businessman wants nothing more than to have us shopping in his store
And if every Fugazi album has a price tag and every Bomb! [the Music Industry] song is free
Then why are we letting this small business community of t-shirt hawkers and tape salesmen guide our community conversations about anti-capitalism, and if it still hasn’t fallen, then why are we letting them drive us off a cliff?
I’m a corporate whore, I’m a corporate whore like you.
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Cum Pipe
02:29
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Laughing, staring, lurid leering make me want to die
Their cruel eyes upon my body, wrong for the millionth time
Living in a cis society makes me want to scream!
Gonna barricade myself in my room and I’m never gonna leave.
Logging onto Grindr dot com
Gotta find something to calm the numb
A Temu ad with a gator I do see
Message fast, rush delivery, a trans girl brings it directly to me
Steps inside my house, unfurls, and keels that
“Living in a cis society makes us want to scream!”
Gonna barricade ourselves in my room and we’re never gonna leave.
Gonna lie in bed doing what I like, stroking on my gator, smoking on your cum pipe, don’t care if it’s wrong or right, as long as it gets me through the night!
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5. |
S.L.O.G. Theme
00:40
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This one’s for the girls and the dolls and the eggs and the bricks.
The ones whose femininities don’t fit.
The haters, the liars, the ones in the pit.
The girls living outside society’s shit.
They’re sexy ladies of god.
Oh god they’re all so hot!
Bitch you inspire me to be the best that I can be. I will not rest until you’re free. You give me hope when I’m crying by myself.
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6. |
COVID Horny
01:19
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I wanna fuck your dad
I wanna make your stepmom sad
I wanna fuck your mom
Steal away all your inheritance
I wanna kiss a boy
I wanna make out with his girlfriend
Wanna steal the enby third they pass between the both of them
CDC says I should wear a mask
CDC says I should take it off
Sitting here at home feeling bored and lonely
Can’t but feel COVID horny
Pass it back and forth until we die
Only a year or two left alive
I’m so bored and lonely
I’m so COVID horny
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THEY WANTED ME/TO BE A MAN/THEY WANTED ME TO BECOME ONE OF THEM/STRAIGHT AND REPRESSED/EMOTIONS GROTESQUE/READY FOR WAR AND THE CUBICLE DESK/STRAIGHT AMERICA YOU WON'T RUIN ME!/SPORTS AND TV INDOCTRINATE THE KIDS/SEEMS SO SIMPLE/'CAUSE IT IS/THEY TOLD US TO DIE/WE CHOSE TO LIVE/THEY TOLD US TO DIE BUT WE CHOSE TO LIVE/STRAIGHT AMERICA YOU WON'T RUIN ME!/SICK AMERICAN DREAM/COMBATING/THE CRAP/BAD GIRLS HAVE EACH OTHERS BACKS/LINED LIPS/SPIKED BATS/GOTTA TAKE FEMININITY BACK
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8. |
Spironolactone
03:04
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Deadlier than the border or the pigs on the street.
It’s the diuretic poisoning tgirl meat.
It’ll make you ugly, it’ll make you fat, no one will love you when you look like that.
Spironolactone, may as well die.
Spironolactone, without their desire.
One girl I knew it made her kill. She went to the pharmacist and bit off his dill pickle.
The doctors tell me that it’s just fine but I prefer trans girls online.
Spironolactone, may as well die.
Spironolactone, without their desire.
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9. |
1 Down, 4 to Go
02:18
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Q: Who will police the police?
A: Police police will police the police.
Q: Who will police the police police?
A: Police police police will police the police police.
Q: Who will police the police police police?
A: I will police the police police police.
Q: And who are you?
A: I’m an independent contractor.
Jacob Frey is gonna pay for what he’s done to this city.
Third Precinct went up in flames, new one’s gonna do the same.
Five, Four, Three, Two, and One –
Prime candidates for abolition.
Pigs squealing from coast to coast
When they see their precincts roast.
Who will police the police when there is no police to police?
And who will bring us to our knees when we fight them in the streets?
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10. |
Social Reproduction
04:12
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This one goes out to the burly boys who beat my ass to the ground, called me a faggot, then had the gall to pick me back up, to kiss my hand, to say the most vile things I’ve ever heard about my sisters for one more shot, to curry my favor, to try and get with me, while I stood there, watching them, bleeding.
Socialized to be a knife:
Cutting, gouging flesh.
They make their rounds, nightly proving grounds,
They’re hunting for gash.
They tell their stories, bodies and glory, they crow to the crew
“That bitch is sick, don’t touch that brick”
But they need it, they want it, they have it.
I don’t care how you feel. Hey, your body, it’s dysregulating. Why not assume best intentions? Hear us out, you know you want it.
I don’t want to do this job.
This is not a dialogue.
I don’t want to touch that dick.
Looking at you, it makes me sick.
Keep your hands off of my body,
Keep your din out of my silence,
Keep your communion away from my kith because it's sick.
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11. |
1 Year HRT
04:32
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I just came out. I’m so happy to be here.
Free healthcare, free surgery, and a free place to live.
Nothing can go wrong, nothing bad will happen to me.
This is transsexual life in 2043.
Everyone just loves me, everyone’s so cool.
All my friends are well and alive. We hang out by the pool.
No administration gives a fuck what I do.
Don’t gotta make social media posts about how the bathroom I use is the one your father does too.
And the air’s so clear and the planet’s warm.
No soldiers in the streets. No white phosphorus storms.
This is the world you have given to me, my trans elders who fought for me to be free.
No one gets shot in the community, we love each other in community.
No one is homeless in the community, we all have a place in the community.
No one is shunned in the community, we care for each other in community.
No one is hopeless in community, we found liberation in community.
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S.L.O.G. Minneapolis, Minnesota
tranny shitpost hardcore from the belly of the beast (southside mpls)
nina + elena + skye luv u
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