Rebel Bishop

by So Cow

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    32-page A5 booklet going into insane amounts of detail on So Cow - Rebel Bishop.

    Profound insight in every sentence, bad puns in some.

    Written by Brian Kelly, along with contributions, both written and design-wise, from Loreana Rushe.

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1.
Senior leadership and I have come to an agreement, I will Take the money shut my mouth and never dream again Hardened tubs of plasticine and cobwebs that are out of reach From rocky beach to rocky beach It’s all that i can do, all that i can do ahh ahh All that I can do to not throw up Wellness apps and pizza days, I’m 38 and at the zoo With colleagues i have never met, I’m looking at my watch And as the world accelerates, forgets the turn and hits the wall And drifts towards the rocky beach
2.
Neighbours with a PA Neighbours with a PA they’re blind drunk Passed out by the front door Passed by the front door their head sunk Me and you could take off, book the first flight and just Get out, get out of here, we get out of here and start living Spreadsheets of everything Spreadsheets of everything encountered Plug out, plug out the cord, plug the cord right out of the router
3.
Drove right over the island, Somebody’s had enough Of morning DJs taking absolute guff Sunrise low in December and you can’t remember leaving the house The worst coffee ever created burning your mouth Sitting in line, living just half of the time, Sitting in line, going right out of my mind Drove right over the border, The grass is the greener The further you drive, Green and red flags to greet you as you arrive A congregation of no one And there is no one ringing the bells For the 7th son of a 7th somebody else Waiting in line, living just half of the time Sitting in line, going right out of my mind Caught out in dreamland In every home is a healer, the brother handles the cash Freezing cold baptisms out on Lough Mask In every home is a header,but they’re getting better they like to think If you wanna leave you just have to ask
4.
300 miles on a handbrake I didn’t push down Sleep in the passenger seat in the worst part of town Toilets reserved for our customers only Somebody called me a crust punk whatever that means Probably because I've spent 23 days in these jeans I’m getting looks as I load up the washing machine I don’t know…where we’re headed Priding ourselves on the fact that we got there on time No sign of medals or keys to the city, it’s fine Please take a seat and we’ll be with you shortly and Mystery millionaire townhouse is somewhere to sleep Don’t trust your man in the denim who offered his jeep You have no choice in the memories you’re going keep
5.
Reputed Seer 03:20
Well I don’t know what to do, Though I hope it is with you Cause I’m spent with endless catastrophic Nostradamus blues There will be a ball of fire and the wrath of the divine But as long as you are next to me i reckon we’ll be fine How is it true you love me like you do The magpies turn to dust as they leave the gilded cage I have no idea what that means but no worries that’s okay Well i’m good for metaphors and we’re grand for similes You can take your sea and shore and waves and boats and go away And we saw the markets crash and we saw the pubs all close And we joined the queues of 1000s though for what we didn’t know And i don’t know what to do and i don’t know what to say But as long as you are next to me i reckon it’s okay
6.
Wrong House 03:50
Easier with pints, easier alone, I just ask around But who to phone or leave alone Do not trust the trees, they’re dying to fall, fall in through the room But who to phone or leave alone
7.
Irrational 02:33
Lasers out of Jesus’ eyes, I hid under my bed Now it’s rats and mice coming after my bread I can hear them if there is no other sound Concrete factory frequencies from deep under the ground The bus to Dublin took 4 hours before the motorway came Take a piss in Moate and breathe the winter air in I would tell you if I thought you would keep schtum God knows who you’re talking to or what you will become We have just received a text, asking if we can play Some Louise Morrissey for Satan on his birthday That comes in from all his good friends down in Keoghs Thanks for listening Antichrist, here’s Moonlight In Mayo I was 6 years old and lost in Dunnes Stores Terryland An off duty santa claus helped me find my mam You could walk the island but it’s better on a bike You could live forever but it’s no harm if you die You could watch the trilogy in one go if you like Time to switch the lasers off, give Jesus back his eyes
8.
1993 03:22
I’m sure I lost a part of me there underneath the Xmas tree In 1992 or thereabouts Football’s gone to Sky TV, there’s no end to the Waco siege I don’t yet know what I can do without And I can’t remember almost anything, no nothing at all There I am in Kenny Park with no idea of who to mark It’s hardly doing wonders for self-worth Should have written something down or lived much closer to the town But in the end I’m glad it didn’t work Now i keep a diary so that i know when it’s time to go Well go i will until the day is done You can suffer for your art or try to fill the shopping cart But it’s not ever gonna mean a ton
9.
Past the half-way marker, evenings getting darker Now that I am 40 You’ll find me at home Out of all proportion, here comes more distortion Cats are leaving presents, Steven’s on the phone And I’m thinking I won’t feel this way again The end is the beginning of the end Subject verb and object, welcome to the project Grab yourself a coffee, Jim’ll show you round Time for self reflection, Google form inspections Now that i am 40, someone take me home Papa’s got a brand new tote bag full of stationary From our partners, time to write the will Past the half-way marker, evenings getting darker Now that I am 40, time to up my skills
10.
Pissing about, Farting around Hardly a shock that i get nothing done yet again Potter about, making a mess Moving the mess from one room to the next, yet again But no harm, no harm, no harm at all Do nothing more, lay on the floor Wait for the postman to knock on my door, yet again Try to eat well, try to stay fit Push comes to shove i’ll be in in a bit, yet again Years going by, one to the next Not gonna say this is me at my best Pissing about, farting around Hardly a shock that i get nothing done But you know it makes me happy Oh you know it makes me happy It’ll always make me happy don’t you know

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Recorded 2024 at Calpol Studios (not real studios), Tuam.

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released March 7, 2025

The artwork, photography and design was done by Loreana Rushe.
I would like to thank the following people, for various reasons I will not be going into: Loreana, Keith, Barry, Jonny, Pete, Niall, Enda, Joe, Ciaran, Jung Hwan, Heather, Lois and Elliott.

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Tuam, Co Galway. It wouldn't let me put in Tuam above. 20 years of this kinda thing.

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