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The character creation screen is this game's first boss.




.....I did not beat the first boss.

The Arrowfoot Dev Cycle [4/28/2026 Update] :


-Load one (1) round of the appropriate ammunition into the nearest sidearm that can cause bodily harm (Optional)
-Aim directly at bridge of foot
-Pull trigger
-Apply anti-allergens directly to resulting gunshot wound of dubious severity, to decrease allergic reactions to a returning player base
-Close both ears for maximum ignorance
-Belittle your most loyal players
-Shrug shoulders (x♾️)
-Repeat from the first point (x♾️)

Your balance team is a f/cking joke

The only game I can imagine where you can:
+Mod the game to have an increased player count and still strongly retain its horror aspects
+Scare off a group of monkey-bat-bird-things by yelling "OOGABOOGABOOGA"
+Bargain with a greedy bug for safe passage
+Watch laughing from the afterlife as your remaining teammates are hunted like rats
+Defend yourself with an extension ladder
+Recover from the brink of being put in a mental asylum with a few seconds in the shower

10/10 would get left behind by terrified teammates again

Still trash.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/

Possibly the best way to embitter someone who tries not to commit friendly-fire on his teammates

11/10 would get shot in the back of the head by a sniper again

My memories of this game are wildly out of order due to just how much happened, but here's a few of them without context:
>be me
>wake up a few times
>have no idea what's going on
>the dank ones wanted to pass the spliff
>nah
>tunnel rat time
>meet sketchy guy
>sketchy guy dies like he lives - living the rat life
>get drafted into a war between Nationalist Socialists and Red Army Soldiers for some reason
>both sides suck a lot, kill them all
>e
>lots of e
>shadow people, electric things, and other anomalous horrors
>hero complex sated
>daemons?!
>even more e
>gg no re shake my hand


Would Recommend/10

W >be me
E >join friend's lobby
' >third and fourth player join
R >friend finds compressed gold
E >We're RICH
R >neuron activation
I >three of the four players delight in their newfound riches
C >one of the four players leaves, having not claimed to be rich once
H >new fourth joins game, immediately hears richness and joins in

6/6 pretty rich, would recommend

Bedma'am

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb this game's aspirations and then jump to its quality


Oh and the devs kinda suck at being good to their audience

Gameplay is aight, mods make it better