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After I was born I didn't talk to my parents for 2 years.

After 4 years I'm still looking for my ex's killer, but I cant seem to find someone to do it.

Why should I go to someones funeral if they aren't even going to attend mine?

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do its because I missed my exit.

The good thing about dating a homeless chick, you can drop her off anywhere.

What if I'm really attractive and hot girls just think I'm out of their league

I'm looking for "Nobody" Because yesterday someone shouted "Nobody loves you!"

I rather kill myself than commit suicide

My skills include falling in love with people I cant have and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Some people are like slinkies, they are good for nothing but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

I took my grandma to the antique roadshow, turns out she's not worth anything

My mom would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch. She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship... because my girlfriend lives in the future.