I went to Africa last month with my wife, and we got the chance to see some wildebeests running around in the grasslands. AMAZING RIGHT? It was amazing until I realized just how BEAUTIFUL Wildebeests really are!! Their black, shiny hair waving in air as they dash into the gleaming African Sunset. Oh god, I'm about to nut just by writing that!! I was SO horny, that I decided to go off track from my group, and I ran to a nearby herd of wildebeests feeding on some grass. My group was looking at some gay ass Elephants, so it was the perfect time for me to whip out my throbbing ♥♥♥♥, harnessing all the semen it has and jack it off to the wildebeests. I climbed on top of the wildebeest, and jacked it ALL OVER it. My semen was stuck in his hair, on his back, and even on his horns. Oh god, that was the BEST nut EVER. However, my group decided to come back, and they saw me laying on the Wildebeest with my petered out ♥♥♥♥ sploshing with seminal fluids

thanks gng. but i'm trapped for life

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Invite me to fart club bro, I'm even using Farting Vigilante badge

Nice L2 stick there, too bad you're useless without it

Too many farts are coming out of your mouth