King Halfi Bedalfi
He/Him/Your Flatulence (royal title)
Denmark
Variations of my name people have called me over time.
Halfi, Nalfi, Hafi, Hawfi, Halgie, Humvee, Howl Fee, Hot Feet, Ballfi, Halfo, Halfer, Halfert, Halberd, Hal, Half, Alfred, half 'n half, half baked bread, half baked potato, Halfords Bed&Breakfast, fart then laughi, halfonso, Halfi Bedalfi, Halfo Bedalfo, Helfa Bedelfa, Horfi Bedorfi, Halfert Bedalfert, Healthkit Bedalfi, Halfi Gaddafi, Honky Badonky, Halfidimus Bedidimus, Habibi Bedibi/Skibidi, Halfini Fettuccine, Chicken Halfredo, halfpipe, half-life 2, halibut, Halfi The Vampire Slayer, Aldi, All Might, Hellbender, The Halpha-male, Gandalfi The Gray, Goobi Doobi Boofi, Halifax, King Hing Bading, King Halfi The Skoodeedidoo, half-life of 300 years my favorite subatomic particle
Variations of my name people have called me over time.
Halfi, Nalfi, Hafi, Hawfi, Halgie, Humvee, Howl Fee, Hot Feet, Ballfi, Halfo, Halfer, Halfert, Halberd, Hal, Half, Alfred, half 'n half, half baked bread, half baked potato, Halfords Bed&Breakfast, fart then laughi, halfonso, Halfi Bedalfi, Halfo Bedalfo, Helfa Bedelfa, Horfi Bedorfi, Halfert Bedalfert, Healthkit Bedalfi, Halfi Gaddafi, Honky Badonky, Halfidimus Bedidimus, Habibi Bedibi/Skibidi, Halfini Fettuccine, Chicken Halfredo, halfpipe, half-life 2, halibut, Halfi The Vampire Slayer, Aldi, All Might, Hellbender, The Halpha-male, Gandalfi The Gray, Goobi Doobi Boofi, Halifax, King Hing Bading, King Halfi The Skoodeedidoo, half-life of 300 years my favorite subatomic particle
Proud member of the neurodivergent club and an ally of the LGBTQIA+ community
I mainly accept friend requests from people I know, mutual friends, or people I've met and befriended in-game. If you're not one of those things, fact is I very likely won't accept your friend request. That is, unless you provide me with a good reason for accepting it in the comments section on my profile.

I automatically decline (and often block) friend requests from profiles with privated friend lists and privated profile comments at the same time, profiles that feature stolen artwork or AI generated images, CS2 centered profiles (I don't play CS2 anymore, don't bother adding me for that reason) profiles listed as living in one country and then being part of a group centered around another country (A for effort) fresh accounts that look suspicious or traders. I am not selling any of my items. I am not interested in "voting for your CS2 team." I am not going to click any sketchy links or fall for your scam attempts. Beat it, buddy.

With all that out of the way, hello! :happymeat: My name is Halfi (pronounced "Hal-fee" but faster.) The "King" in my name is not supposed to come across as a indicator of me being egotistical, it's just an homage to the healthy term of endearment used by men towards other men they value and appreciate. :heart: Welcome to my Steam profile! I'm a not-so-neurotypical 24 year old dude from Denmark. I also play video games. What a novel concept. :emofdr:

The types of games I play tend to lean more towards first-person co-op or multiplayer action shooters that I can play with my friends and pick up and put down as I desire, less towards single-player narrative games that require a lot of commitment over the course of several consecutive days. The games I play tend to vary a lot based on how willing I am to leave my comfort zone at any given time, but unless it's my friends encouraging me to play a new game with them, the games I always return to are:

• Team Fortress 2 (Engi main)
• Deep Rock Galactic (Engi main, again!)
• Warhammer 40k: Darktide (Luv me emprah, luv me rashjuns... Simple as.)
• Warhammer: Vermintide 2 (Kruber tryhard 'til the day I die)
• Red Dead Redemption 2 (Every man should strive to be more like Arthur Morgan, minus all the murdering and and intimidation and stealing, obviously)
• And, to no one's surprise... Garry's Mod (Screw Facepunch though)

I also have a few hobbies that I enjoy besides gaming which are:

• Playing the acoustic guitar and ukulele and singing
• Listening to a variety of music (Favorite genres: indie pop and indie rock, regular rock, heavy metal, EDM, classical piano, country and singer songwriter)
• Spending time with friends on Discord and in real life (I would be nothing without them)
• Taking care of my collection of houseplants (Not because it's easy, but because I thought it would be easy)
• Cooking lots of various foods (Italian cuisine is my favorite)
• Going for daily walks in the great outdoors and petting any cat and dog I see
• Drawing on paper and writing in my many notebooks and journals (You should see my handwriting, I'm very proud of it)
• Watching the occasional Studio Ghibli movie (My Neighbor Totoro was my first, The Wind Rises is my favorite)
• Rewatching Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul on repeat ad infinitum/nauseum (Vravo, Bince)
• Reading comics and graphic novels (Currently reading through Berserk, I can't get enough of it)
• Laughing hysterically at 'fart with reverb' videos at 1 AM (If you don't laugh at farts, you're having zero amount of the potential fun you could be having, yet still the same amount of farts)

That's all I can think of for now! Thank you for visiting my profile. Have a great day, and remember: BE YOURSELF! The price you pay to be a people pleaser is greater than pissing those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off by being you.

Good luck out there, buddy. :SpectreSmile:
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This screenshot is dedicated to Yagich, my best friend who I, as of today, have officially known for ten years! Love ya always, Yag! <3
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16 mar, ore 11:49 
wassup beijing :snguy:
22 feb, ore 13:26 
Questo commento non è stato ancora analizzato dal nostro sistema di controllo automatico dei contenuti. Verrà nascosto temporaneamente finché non verificheremo che non abbia contenuti dannosi (ad esempio, link a siti web che tentano di rubare informazioni).
22 feb, ore 12:21 
Number 1 Nubbler in your area 1000% Gaurenti!! :steamthumbsup:
25 dic 2025, ore 2:20 
Sure, come on in! I'm not as active in the Garry's Mod scene as I used to be, but I still feel the occasional spark of inspiration from time to time. I'll also be more than happy to share my screenshotting knowledge, if you'd like
24 dic 2025, ore 19:08 
Adding because i like having artist from hl2 and tf2 as friends :D you also seem like a cool dude i could possibly be friends with (don't think my comment sent the first time)
12 dic 2025, ore 8:46 
Likewise, and thanks for the comment! :PEAKsalute::luv: