Recent reviews by "Cactus Jack" Gamer

The customer came to the Steam Reviews section. Paged down, paged down. What the hell was this one? It seemed to be talking about them, instead of to them, about the game Bastion. "What the hell is this?" the customer thought to themselves. They considered it. Isometric - the long flat angles of hand-drawn artwork. Was it like Diablo? The ranks of monsters, of course, but were they demon-maddened, suffused with the craving for additional credit card transactions? No, definitely not, surely someone would say that if that was happening. An ordinary tale, simple characters moving direct to what they desired, and a story you could feel unspool like a cat with a ball of yarn. But what dark thing lurked beneath the fluffy colored twine? What was the thing that would roll out before you at the end and make you look back at all the mess you made?

The review didn't say.

The customer clicked "Add to Cart". The customer clicked "Add all DLC to Cart".

It was that kind of night.