Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all

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Sorry, I got off track there for a second, let me explain who I am. My birth name is Lithium, I love long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and anal. Don't be thrown off by the beach walks, I am fine to skip that and go right to anal. As you may have noticed, I have a rather sexually stimulating CS:GO inventory. No, I don't bet, and no I won't give you skins, so stop asking me before I go and ejaculate on a crowd of toddlers. After reading this, you are probably thinking "Why is there no white pride day?", "Was 9/11 an inside job?", "Does Adolf Hitler really exist?" and "Why am I touching myself right now?" All these questions will be answered if you send me a profitable deal on my CS:GO skins!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I mastered programming within hours. I wrote my OWN versions of the two most popular programs in the world.

The first is Hello World. While rudimentary, and lacking in threading capabilities, it boasts an extremely user-friendly and intuitive interface. I wrote it in c++ using gcc compiler, Asus monitor, and human fingers.

The second is Good Bye world. While it may not be as widely known as Hello World, it still offers the EXACT same amount of utility that the hello world program offers. I wrote this in Java using some coffee grounds I found at the bottom of my Starbucks cup. I compiled it myself with a straw.