A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra
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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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More are taken in by hope than by cunning.
-- Vauvenargues
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Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -- she may
have got him.
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"If I ever get around to writing that language depompisifier, it will change
almost all occurences of the word "paradigm" into "example" or "model."
-- Herbie Blashtfalt
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Aren't you glad you're not getting all the government you pay for now?
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"Well, you see, it's such a transitional creature. It's a piss-poor
reptile and not very much of a bird."
- Melvin Konner, from "The Tangled Wing", quoting a zoologist who has
studied the archeopteryz and found it "very much like people"
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Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
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Marriage causes dating problems.
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who gets game banned in csgo ♥♥♥♥♥♥

6 years ago my guy

HAHAHAHA

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

rip