( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) sussy?

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After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly a true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then I 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep kinky

+rep plays idle games

best baiter ever