Grade 9: rejected by Sally the Silverlaced Wyandotte.
Grade 10: hung by the tailfeathers on flag duty
Grade 11: picked on and kicked on by Malay Matt
Grade 12: plucked clean at senior prom

Sound familiar? If so, you may be an Orpington.

Look, there’s a reason veteran players are frustrated with the game.

After five years in Early Access, no workshop, a 2024 price hike, a broken tutorial, vague journal entries, default Unity characters, zero accessibility, busted VR, unreliable servers, ghost models and untouched horror elements, useless in-game currency, no cosmetics or customization, only one map in 2024 and with one more in 2025.

Seasonal events replaced by grindfests and lazy reskins, and mods banned, it’s painfully obvious our frustration comes not from entitlement but from years of neglect, broken promises, and games that feel more like chores than adventures.

We just want better for a game that deserves better.

Here's how I'll torture you, Egan:

Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.

Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.

Number 4: The Skin Weaver Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.

Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.

Number 6: The Mind Flayer Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.

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Here's how I'll torture you, Egan:

Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.

Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.

Number 4: The Skin Weaver Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.

Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.

Number 6: The Mind Flayer Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.

Here's how I'll torture you, Egan:

Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.

Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.

Number 4: The Skin Weaver Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.

Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.

Number 6: The Mind Flayer Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.