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Jeff Albertson is the author of twenty-five novels, seventy-five short stories, and fifteen epic poems of such note that to mention every award he has ever won would take more than the space allotted.

In his new book, The Chronicles of Eiqneiezosheeahekhiffhekginn, Albertson shows once again his mastery of the English language, his love of adventure, and his amazing ability to make up words that actually can be pronounced!

Mr. Albertson lives in his giant mansion on the top of Mount Hood, Oregon, right by the summit, with his future wife, whom he hasn't met yet, and his computer.

Jeff Albertson's breakout fiction novel hit, The Breakout, heralded a new rising meteor in thriller/romance/urban fantasy/literary fiction. His unabashed adjective use and Emily Dickenson-esque use of grammar and punctuation in novels has made him literally standout in literary circles. His following best seller The Standout, was the talk of New York City, and was compared with other great works like The Da Vinci Code, any of the Star Trek series, and Atlanta Nights. His avante garde style is so refreshing it is like a shock of cold water to the brain, and can be seen at it's best in her newest sci-fi/mystery/erotica/poetry compilation, A Shock of Cold Water to the Brain. Also, stay on the lookout for his newest magnum opus, The Lookout."


"I often type with my face, it gives me a new perspective on my writing."

-Jeff Albertson



Favorite games:
>DE:Human Revolution
>Dark Souls
>Demons Souls
>Bastion
>Donkey Kong Trilogy
>TES: Oblivion + all add-ons
>Castlevania: SotN, AoS, DoS
>CS:GO, Source
>Megaman 2
>Super Mario World 1/2
>Mother 3
>Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen
>Diablo 2
>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
There is probably more, I just can't remember.