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MENACE

!! BONK !! To horny jail you go.

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i will fight thousands and attack you with crowbars

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show me your tiddies

my pookie :3

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peepee poopoo

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I’ve never had it, but hear me out. I can’t imagine why anyone would like sex, especially females who would rather get ripped to shreds by Chads who leave them barefoot and pregnant than get with a nice guy who respects women. I encountered a female in high school who rejected me cuz I was “weird”. Why? Because I stutter a bit when I talk to you? Because you think you’re better than me? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! I bet she would’ve love to be smashed by Tyrone though. Not to quote r/prequelmemes or anything, but it’s outrageous! It’s unfair! Going back to why sex sucks, it’s because it’s clearly painful to the females. They can’t orgasm, so what do they have to gain? Nothing! The men who partake are filthy alpha pigs. Fortunately, they will soon be outnumbered (such a phenomenon is already underway in japan). Soon there will be nowhere to hide, alphas!

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom, I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and found out that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.

Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom, I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and found out that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.

SCOTLAND

ur moms a hoe

姆萨吉迪艾贾布

bby gorl

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime.

poopoo

Hi Laim

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

merry christmas

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Oh my!

Ur mom

the pepe tattoo is probably the best thing the both of us have ever done, and the fact it was just a meme makes it even better

Was looking at some back up images the other day and I came across the Pepe tattoo I made up for you lol.

biggo peepee

heli/copter

they/them

MY HOMIE AINT NO THEY/THEM HES A CHAD/CHAZ

My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

Tell your boy hydrogen to add me since he wanna keep call cheats (:

i'd rather succ ur tt

STOiZY IS THE ELDER SCROLLS WARRIOR!

Putin this di ck in ben's mouth

Well it was Putin so i thought id better change that

Yeah I'm just built different

how so, hulk penis?

erm penis

+rep creative human