Recent reviews by Captain Autismo

It's a bit steep (I bought the deluxe edition) just for James and 4 more Story Missions, but hey, least he's included I guess.

If you want James, buy the Deluxe Edition rather than Standard than James - it's cheaper. Deluxe is £39.99, Standard + this DLC is £42.98 (£29.99 + £12.99), which is a bit weird.

im train

highly recommend. esp for kids. ive never been a big fan of the train sim games but im really enjoying this, it definitely feel like it's been simplified for its target audience (kids) but i'm really really enjoying what i've played so far.

bought the deluxe edition. i’ve had no bugs yet but mileage may vary!

edit: timetable mode is EXTREMELY buggy, as is free roam. bare that in mind. the stories section would be great for kids, but outside of that, it's infuriatingly buggy.

as a primarily cod player, i like it. much better than the slop activision has been shipping recently.

annoyed about portal tho.

feel like this could have been a really good horror but it just feels like it falls short on every corner. the 'story' seems very thrown together, and you just spend a lot of time walking about.

It's cheap, but I wouldn't expect much.

Edit: Don't buy this lmao. 99% of it is assets from Fab (Epic Games version of Unity Asset Store). Even the 'Engine' it's running is bought from Fab.

Engine: https://www.fab.com/listings/3225fc4e-f90e-48a8-821e-e1efdd44ad7f
Lighthouse: https://www.fab.com/listings/2283e593-bd3b-4182-82e3-8ccc7bd769de
The ending if you select 'escape': https://www.fab.com/listings/602e58bc-b10f-4655-a938-e5c12d688ee2

It's slop. It's literally slop.

I bought this back when it came out and then stopped playing it before finishing it once the Development Studio got shutdown by Microsoft.

Great idea, horrible implementation. The game is a buggy mess and has been since Day 1, patches were released but never made it any better. The main story is "ok", but the side missions and safe house missions are boring and repetitive.

Such a shame, could've been a great game but once again got nerfed by Microsoft.

blew my RV up a few times but least i have beers, burgers and unlimited ciggies to smoke

honestly, it's got a lot of bugs but it's a really gun game. 100% worth 6 quid for a few hours of fun.

still haven't completed it, no idea if it has any replayability, but even just where me and my friend are atm, its a good laugh.

It's actually comical at this point how there has never been a good The Walking Dead game outside of the Telltale Series.

This game is absolute garbage and hasn't been updated since release. How it was even released in first place baffles me until I remember it was GameMill that published it.

Don't even buy this for the meme or collection sakes, this is actual garbage.

I want to love this so much but I just can't. I was involved in the very early playtests and it felt like they were going in the right direction, but it just doesn't feel like a skate game. It feels like some weird Just Cause Flightsuit Simulator.

Is it fun? Sure. But the challenges aren't, it's always online and it's just blegh. I'm hoping it'll get better throughout early access, but for what could've been a great game in the Skate series, it just doesn't feel like it hits.

Absoloutely worth the wait. This reminds me of Mafia 1 / 2 so much gameplay wise, the story was amazing although I have had a consistent stuttering issue going from cutscenes to playing however changing some graphics settings (frame gen.. i think) fixed it.

I bought the Standard Edition and it's more than worth the price. Took me just shy of 14 hours from start to end on Hard, and still have a lot of stuff to go around and pick up and some additional chapters to replay for some achievements.

Buy it, great game.

ACHIEVEMENT HUNTERS: Back up your save BEFORE you escape (before you go up the Ladder), as once you escape it wipes your save and it'll make it a pain to go through and get the rest of the achievements like Idler which requires you to be in Prison for 28 days which is 11 hours real time (24 minutes per Day) and if you tab out of the game it PAUSES the time, so you literally need to idle in-game for 11 hours and the Basketball one as you don't get access to the Basketball Court until quite far in to the dig.

Silly little simulator game. Completed it (not 100%'d achievements yet) in 2.2 hrs. It's by no means a AAA title but for less than a fiver it's a good game for a few hours of fun, dig a hole, escape from prison.

Money is pretty pointless outside of a few achievements, toilet roll is what's important tho. Need that to upgrade your stuff, the main two I'd recommend 100% out is the shovel and rope/shoes (cell nearest yours to the right) as it makes you go hella faster. Dynamite is pretty pointless, but Glowsticks are very much needed so you might want to upgrade your backpack a bit as well (cell nearest the door to the canteen in front of you).

Don't go into it expecting a master piece for 5 quid and you'll have fun. I don't exp. any game breaking bugs or performance issues but that'll vary depending on your setup I guess.