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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
terrible. have a grand total of 3 hours in it.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 32 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 - VRAM: 10 GB
Posted June 14.
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28.2 hrs on record
10/10. absolutely loved it. cannot recommend it anymore; potentially GOTY.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 32 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 - VRAM: 10 GB
Posted June 12.
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39.2 hrs on record (34.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I actually do not have a single bad thing to say about this game. absolutely incredible.

Absolutely insane that this is Early Access and this is what we have so far.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 32 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 - VRAM: 10 GB
Posted May 14.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
It's a bit steep (I bought the deluxe edition) just for James and 4 more Story Missions, but hey, least he's included I guess.

If you want James, buy the Deluxe Edition rather than Standard than James - it's cheaper. Deluxe is £39.99, Standard + this DLC is £42.98 (£29.99 + £12.99), which is a bit weird.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 32 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 - VRAM: 10 GB
Posted March 17.
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18.2 hrs on record
im train

highly recommend. esp for kids. ive never been a big fan of the train sim games but im really enjoying this, it definitely feel like it's been simplified for its target audience (kids) but i'm really really enjoying what i've played so far.

bought the deluxe edition. i’ve had no bugs yet but mileage may vary!

edit: timetable mode is EXTREMELY buggy, as is free roam. bare that in mind. the stories section would be great for kids, but outside of that, it's infuriatingly buggy.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 32 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 - VRAM: 10 GB
Posted March 17. Last edited March 24.
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1 person found this review funny
118.6 hrs on record (61.4 hrs at review time)
as a primarily cod player, i like it. much better than the slop activision has been shipping recently.

annoyed about portal tho.
Posted January 19. Last edited January 19.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
feel like this could have been a really good horror but it just feels like it falls short on every corner. the 'story' seems very thrown together, and you just spend a lot of time walking about.

It's cheap, but I wouldn't expect much.

Edit: Don't buy this lmao. 99% of it is assets from Fab (Epic Games version of Unity Asset Store). Even the 'Engine' it's running is bought from Fab.

Engine: https://www.fab.com/listings/3225fc4e-f90e-48a8-821e-e1efdd44ad7f
Lighthouse: https://www.fab.com/listings/2283e593-bd3b-4182-82e3-8ccc7bd769de
The ending if you select 'escape': https://www.fab.com/listings/602e58bc-b10f-4655-a938-e5c12d688ee2

It's slop. It's literally slop.
Posted December 28, 2025. Last edited December 28, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
24.3 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
I bought this back when it came out and then stopped playing it before finishing it once the Development Studio got shutdown by Microsoft.

Great idea, horrible implementation. The game is a buggy mess and has been since Day 1, patches were released but never made it any better. The main story is "ok", but the side missions and safe house missions are boring and repetitive.

Such a shame, could've been a great game but once again got nerfed by Microsoft.
Posted November 6, 2025.
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5.2 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
blew my RV up a few times but least i have beers, burgers and unlimited ciggies to smoke

honestly, it's got a lot of bugs but it's a really gun game. 100% worth 6 quid for a few hours of fun.

still haven't completed it, no idea if it has any replayability, but even just where me and my friend are atm, its a good laugh.
Posted October 24, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
It's actually comical at this point how there has never been a good The Walking Dead game outside of the Telltale Series.

This game is absolute garbage and hasn't been updated since release. How it was even released in first place baffles me until I remember it was GameMill that published it.

Don't even buy this for the meme or collection sakes, this is actual garbage.
Posted October 18, 2025.
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