Recent reviews by Captain Juden Bear

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- Laggy, performance is terrible.
- Dialogue is terrible
- Quest System is really buggy
- Why is there a note that says "Yo dawg, the ...."

Great idea, absolutely terrible execution. I'd love to love this, and I will finish it, but this feels like an Early Access game.

Very good jigsaw game, really enjoying it. Quite a few of the jigsaws turn out slightly different to their actual preview though, which is a tad annoying when you're trying to make the jigsaw (sent an email using the contact form on the pixel puzzles website).

I really wish they'd give you more space around the screen to split all the pieces out though, they're all just on top of each other so it does make it a bit harder than normal to get all the side pieces etc first. This is especially a pain on the bigger puzzles.

Otherwise, nice relaxing game.

What could've been an absolutely great game is worse than South Park (1998). The card system feels completely pointless and half baked. It's a button masher and nothing really else to it, nor does it have any replayability. I'm not even sure how they've managed to create a Season Pass for this and then have the gawl to charge for cosmetics.

I wasn't a massive fan of South Park: The Fractured but Whole but I loved Stick of Truth, this doesn't even feel like a South Park game. I truly believe you could've put characters from The Simpsons, Family Guy or even the bloody Cramp Twins in this and it would've played the exact same.

Such a shame. I was really hoping this would be great, but it's just a letdown on every section of the game.

this is a mobile game sold for 34.99

It feels illegal to play this game.

It's amazing, just buy it.

Not nearly as good as the first one.

I've had this game on my wish list for a few years now but finally caved and bought it in the Outright Humble Bundle this year, and honestly I wish I hadn't so I could at least refund it.

Camera Controls are actually terrible and there's tons of clipping issues. It's a generic 3D Platformer and nothing else, it just feels like Shovel ware or a Game Development Students final project.

Even running at 75 FPS, it feels jittery and it's just not an enjoyable experience.

For anyone curious, you can use the trident nozzle this time unlike the spongebob one.

Edit: From start to finish it took me 102 minutes, so less than 2 hours to complete this.

this is without a doubt the most 'copy and paste' cod ive ever seen