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Posted: Nov 2, 2014 @ 12:41am
Updated: Mar 12, 2015 @ 8:36pm

What NOT TO DO in Black Mesa :
1. Do not press the alarm button under Barney's desk.
2. Do not read other people's message.
3. Do not mess up with the microwave in the kitchen.

And most IMPORTANTLY :
4. DO NOT PUSH the SAMPLE in the REACTOR!!!!!

Rating:
10.0
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I LOVE HALF-LIFE!
Jan 6, 2023 @ 1:38pm 
im about to do all these things.
bb303HUN
Apr 20, 2021 @ 9:41am 
do not kill scientists randomly using the impulse 101 cheat
Yeetus McYoinkus
Dec 29, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
What if we did all 4 of those things?
Hikari Calyx
Aug 20, 2016 @ 6:26pm 
You can turn on noclip and hit Gman by using a crowbar, you will find that he was built by iron.
RomireTwitch
Apr 9, 2015 @ 1:18pm 
What happens if you do all of them?
Merzbow
Apr 2, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
I clicked the alarm without even knowing it was there 10/10
Shoobee-Doowap-Baoh
Mar 30, 2015 @ 7:42am 
uh...i think i did all those things
SoakedSpongebob
Mar 29, 2015 @ 8:14pm 
LMAO!
Monsieur-Owly
Mar 21, 2015 @ 9:51pm 
oh yeah! that you should be the last step of my "DON'T" list
Jack Schitt
Mar 19, 2015 @ 9:30pm 
Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥, push the damn sample in the reactor!!