⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃

📁 Local Disk (C:)
└ 📁 Program Files (x86)
⠀└ 📁 steam
⠀⠀└ 📁 steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└ 📁 common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└ 📁 ANY GAME
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└ 📁 Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└❌This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└ 📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└❌This folder is empty⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└ 📁 Strategy
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└❌This folder is empty

Another hint: I actually remember the nineties!

Am... am I cool now?

Ah yes, the prominent position. Appointed in the days of yore by the ancients.

To quote the archives:

"And lo, on the first day of early summer, in the thirteenth year of the Third Millennium, the Potent Prestidigitator of Prestigious Digits did send a message unto Nitron, saying:
'I demand a prominent position in your profile text!'

And on that selfsame day, having read this appeal, did Nitron send his reply:
'And your demands shall be met, Thumberino.'

And behold, it was so."
Archives of the Commentaries on Nitron Kalver's Vidya Social Networking Humdinger Hullabaloo Profile on the Steam of Gaben, High Lord of Sales, Keeper of the Reticent Three. (2013)
Nitron Kalver (b.19██)

Hebbe berfdee Mars bars!

Happy Birthday plus a few days!

That's my positive spin on wishing someone a happy birthday late. You gotta learn how to spin things m80, it's what makes the world spin. Spin 'til your head is spinning. I'm not just spinning you some tale like an old spinster—take my advice out for a spin. Spin to win!