I saw Frog sitting across from Sydney Sweeney in a café in Amsterdam. Candles on the table, rain on the windows, the kind of quiet that feels intentional, romantical. Then his phone buzzed. He glanced at it once, stood up slowly and said, “Yeah… It's my last day in my 20s.”

Sydney laughed, thinking he was joking. He wasn’t. He left exact change on the table, pulled his Chrome Hearts hoodie tight, and muttered something about entering his 30s.

Outside, he vanished into the night, already queueing something on his phone. Inside, the candle kept burning and Sydney Sweeney just sat there, confused, like his 20s that ended before it really started. Rain continued to fall on Amsterdam….

A frog is jumping around near a river when it sees a scorpion. “Hey frog, could you please help me cross this river?” Scorpion goes. “I have seen you sting other animals, why would I help you?” frog hesitates. “Well if you help me, I will not sting you, additionally if I were to sting you we would both drown in the river!” scorpion explained. Frog thought for a moment and decided that it would indeed be stupid for scorpion to sting it and finally decided to help him. Not even halfway through the river the scorpion stings the poor frog, “Why would you do this, now we are both doomed!” it yelps in its final moments. “Don’t blame me, it’s in my nature,” said the scorpion as the river pulled them both to the bottom.

I am the scorpion

Who is Frog ? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Frog thinks, I agree. If Frog speaks, I’m listening. If Frog has one fan, it is me. If Frog has no fans, I am ded.

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

You know I hate to admit it but I went through your comments again and while they are borderline psychotic, I do enjoy reading them. They have a certain charm to them that, for the life of me, I can't explain why. The only time I feel this way is when I look at The Starry Night. You really do use the words like Vincent van Gogh used the paint I guess. Keep em coming but dial it back a lil, you are scaring me sometimes.