Excuse me.

This is seems like place you deserve to have yourself.
If anyone thinks you belong in a ward.
Let my testimony be your answer.

One thing I know for certain about life: no one ever told me it was going to be easy.

Guardians make their own fate.

Destiny recommitted on my birthday. I am the chosen one!

Oh my god, you're such a loser
Get off your damn computer
I don't wanna talk to you or you
Built like a school shooter
Omg you're such a liar
You said your girl was a saint
She just did an all nighter
Rough like a cage fighter

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Evelyn Williams: You're inhuman.
Patrick Bateman: No... I'm in touch with humanity.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.

Patrick Bateman: I think, um, Evelyn that, uh, we've lost touch.
Evelyn Williams: Why? What's wrong?
Patrick Bateman: My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!

Patrick Bateman: I'm f$%king serious. It's f$%king over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.
Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

This confession has meant nothing.

No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.

My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed.

I Will Not Be There To Save You.

One Day, Your Knees Will Buckle Under the Weight of Your Endless Sins.

don't forget
you have to wake up
when you wake up
don't fall
if you fall
they will find you
don't let them find you

when dudes are larping something you know every bit of detail about

this is the part of the movie where the guy realizes he's in a movie, and the only way to stay alive is to play along

pls dont make me go to the ward

Give Me Five Minutes.
I Will ♥♥♥♥ This Whole Situation Up.
It’s Kinda What I Do.

whoever else watched spider-man brand new day say “I!”

type sh!t

There's much to be skeptical of in this world,
So it no longer surprises me, why people don't really
believe in anything,

"what's the point ?"

For many of us, the road is a difficult one,
but the path is always there for us to follow,
No matter how many times we may fall.

Beatify

(v.) To make someone extremely happy 😊

(The surprise party beatified her.)

cardinal

(adj.) Very important or fundamental 📖

(Respect is a cardinal rule in friendships.)

sentient

(adj.) Able to notice or understand

(Humans are not the only sentient beings on the planet.) 🐶

distraught

(adj.) Very upset and confused 😵‍💫

(He was distraught over losing his job.)

wistful

(adj.) Having a feeling of vague or regretful longing

(As the sun set over the ocean, he felt a wistful longing for the past.) 🌅

The CIA’s strongest plant 🪴

lithesome

(adj.) Easily and gracefully flexible 💃🏼

(The dancer moved in a lithesome manner.)

pertinent

(adj.) Related to the matter at hand

(His comment was pertinent to the discussion.)

catholicon

(n.) A cure for all diseases

(They searched for a catholicon for centuries.)

volant

(adj.) Able to fly or moving through air 🪽

(The volant bird soared high.)

and still, i rise 🧟‍♀️

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Jesus. And Jesus saved me.

Saved me? I was saved once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Jesus. And Jesus saved me.

You cavort with demons and call them gods. You embrace the darkness and treat it as if it was light. Your judgment is at hand, and I, Azrael, find you guilty! 🛐

i can will manhunt 3 into existence if i try hard enough

The KKK Took My Baby Away

because I liked it! Hell, I loved it! I'm sittin' here, I'm... I'm just itching. I'm itching to do it again. And you think... What, you think you're gonna send me to a nuthouse? Some doctor, they're gonna get me to stop from doing what I want to do? Well, that ain't happening! Not on my watch! You people, you call me the Punisher, ain't that right? The big bad Punisher. Well, here I am! You want it, you got it! I am the Punisher! I'm right here! You want it, I'll give it to you. And anybody who came here today to hear me whine, to hear me beg? Well, you can kiss my ass! Do you hear me? I'm guilty. Come on, please, Judge! I'm guilty, you hear me? I'm guilty! I'm guilty!

You know those, uh... those people? The ones I put down, the people I killed? I want you to know that I'd do it all again. This is a circus, all right? It's a charade, it's an act. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about how crazy I am. I ain't crazy! I'm not crazy. Okay? I know what I did. I know who I am. And I do not need your help. I'm smack-dab in the middle of my right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind, and any scumbag, any... any lowlife, any maggot piece of ♥♥♥♥ that I put down, I did it...