•Fought in every war
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL: THE ANCIENT GODS PART 1 on Ultra Nightmare [Pre-Nerf]
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL on Ultra Nightmare
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL: The World Spear Master Level On Ultra Nightmare
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL Super Gore Nest Master Level on Ultra Nightmare
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL Taras Nabad Master Level on Ultra Nightmare
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL Mars Core Master Level on Ultra Nightmare
•Beat DOOM ETERNAL: THE ANCIENT GODS PART 2 on Ultra Nightmare [Easy]
•Initiated armed conflicts in South America between several cartels
•Supplied arms to every major cartel in South America and Mexico.
•Fathered two kids
•Disowned two kids
•Drew "Chris.PNG"
•World Record of 90 consecutive clapping wall sits
•Able to read
•Achieved 0% fat in the brain
•My dad could beat your dad up
•I can beat your dad up
•Prayed to Lionel Richie and Solek for 58,000 consecutive years
•Consumed the world record amount of Pepsi, Coke, and Penis Shrinking supplements
•Boxed Lemmy and lost
•Clean Shirt, New Shoes, and I don't know where I am going to. Silk suit. Black tie. I don't need a reason why.
•Boxed God and lost
•Left several mean youtube comments from the years 2013-2016
•Fled to Argentina in the 1940s
•Took No Prisoners
•Wore the same pair of undies for 3 years
•Woke Up Dead
•Had a Good Mourning on Black Friday
•Only man on earth who can invert his penis by thought alone
•Found out what the album cover to Metallica's Load was and still thought it looked cool.
•Watched three documentaries on Mayhem, still too retarded to know any of their names
•Ghost-wrote every song I like, the musicians may not know it but every song I like was actually written by me [real]
•Bought friends and family christmas gifts
•Wasted my money
•Initiated every war
•First man to have both a crippling superiority and inferiority complex [makes me normal]
•Don't get scared by Rated R horror movies no more please i want to watch
•19,000
•Invented music
•1986