• Does anyone remember Allie Brosh's alot [hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com]? Be sure to allot some time to read that blog post, so you can see what cute creatures they are!

• The sea was aswell with muck, as well as the boats riding on it.

• Noone is a friend of mine, and they're not no one. Please respect them for me.

• There is a zombie out there named momo ya (yes, he doesn't like his name capitalized). He sometimes lurks under your bed, watching you speak into some speech-to-text program, making note of any errors. He judges too, so y'all better watch out, or ya'll come for you!

• I harvest the would of the trees to fuel my fire... or I would've if that previous clause made any sense.

• I know there should be a joke here about how they're bad grammar...

• Your being ironic is you being ironic.

• I once met a whole family in Kansas: Auntie Im Good, Uncle Hes Good, and their children Shes Good and Wes Good. They live in The Shed, which she'd made good.

• "payed" is actually two syllables, spoken like "pay-ed"... and it sounds like paying for education or something, right? I wasn't paid to write this btw.

• I lead others to believe that there were multiple meanings for both "lead" and "led". In the past, I only followed.

• He breathes breaths of breadths, no two alike.

• The in-deepen dance (a.k.a. "independance") is pretty cool, but it's not for loners — or anyone who values their independence, really.

• The existance is a very special kind of stance in existence.

• Do you have chronic dyslexia? Now there is a medication: exetra. It will prevent you from going on and on about something. Side effects include increased spelling mistakes, lack of capitalization or punctuation, etc.

• I have an idea for a game, where there are two main characters, and they are narcissists who share the last name Furrys. Curiously, although they dislike furry things, they're suckers for furries.

• Apart from a part of this showcase, every sentence here is in fact 100% grammatically sound. If you think otherwise, you need to learn to read and rethink your own grammar!

• I found a photo realistic landscape that makes no sense — it was land locked by either a landlord, or simply more land, and it's a copy right to the left of your hand, and now I'm over thinking about the water fall on the rocks, so let's go back packing (except it's nothing like camping — quite the opposite in fact)! Goose bumps are edible (I think), and may taste like gooseberries... or like duck, or maybe chicken. Also, the black face movement, which is just a type of face movement, was set up to the left over necks.

So anyway, did you catch what I was saying back there? If you did, you misconstrued the meaning.

• This is How I can tell Someone is about to Make something Easy: At first, Nothing happens, but then Something magical happens. Notably, that "magic" is actually some sort of hack, Or perhaps it's actually a tried and True skill. However, i don't always believe it, so I wind up Not Giving a crap about it.

Still seem weird? Look again, and tell me whether Semi-Random capitalization means anything to you.

• Never forget to space out your periods.it helps you not inadvertently list out a website which may or may not exist.

• Have you ever wondered what it looks like when you use a comma for everything, well, wait, I just asked a question, so now I can't end my sentence right, but does that matter,,,, and will this wrongness ever end,

• Have you ever wondered what it looks like when you use a space for everything  well  wait I just asked a question so now I can t end my sentence right  all I know is that this could be a meaningless bullet point in this showcase  open to interpretation like some  e e cummings poem or something

• WhY iS iNGLisH sO hArd FOr eVEryOn3!? Think before you hit "post comment"!