Admiring Trees, And Tracing Rainbows

Yesterday afternoon I drove into Dereham to see the Tree Festival in the Parish Church. They did their first one last year, and have clearly worked hard to make things even better this time. Ten more trees than in 2024, but also better laid out and clearly numbered. Quite a few trees had the same decorations as last year, or the same stuff with a few bits added. There were better refreshments too! Lots of business and charity groups represented. Thank you to all those in the community who worked so hard on this.

The Sally Army tree was an intriguing wooden construction, with snapshots stapled to the 'branches'

Other trees were tall and thin, short and fat, or just regular cone shapes.

The Dereham Men's Shed was another wooden piece, with tools, measuring tapes, and turned wood ornaments. 

The Litter - pickers tree was all 'found rubbish' corks and egg boxes turned into reindeer, and crisp packets heat-shrunk into red and green 'baubles'

The hospital tree had the laser designs I'd helped patients to colour in last year, and the Mothers' Union still had my little felt books - but both groups had added more stuff.

The Forget Me Not dementia group had their interesting green 'golfball tree' again.

The trees were ranged down the side aisles and up into the choir. The Stewards were welcoming and chatty, and the cakes looked tasty. 

They were huge slices, so I wrapped mine in 2 napkins, and brought it home to share with Bob.

The rain had stopped when I came out, and there was a rainbow over the carpark. I watched it all the way home! Just before I got to 'My Tree' I pulled into a layby to take a second photo.

The rainbow's end was a vivid streak of colour going straight down from a cloud, into the field behind the Close! A bright ending to a lovely visit

Christmas Craftiness

What makes something 'hand crafted'? It sure has to be something which requires thought and the 'personal touch'. I have no problem with use of machines - lathes, sewing machines, food mixers etc - because they require a degree of skill to be operated well. But I am uncomfortable with items which are just an 'assemblage'. 

To go online and buy little red trucks, mini Xmas trees and a ball of silver thread, then sticking them together to make a hanging decoration is not craft imho. Neither is polishing a load of pennies with Brasso, sticking them individually on cardboard tags, and selling each for £5 as a 'lucky penny'

I am not selling at any craft fairs this year. For one thing, the only craft I have done recently has been churning out shed aprons. Thanks to Nancy's good marketing efforts, we have just about raised enough to cover the Shed Insurance premium for the coming year! 
Last week I made a dozen aprons, and the striped fabric is almost all used up. Bob will try to sell the remaining aprons at the Shed AGM later this month. I recently borrowed some crafting books from the Library

Margaret Bloom's book was brilliant! A section for each season, and appropriate dolls - covering folklore, fairytales, seasonal and religious celebrations. Good illustrations, clear instructions, well drawn templates...*****  WEBSITE HERE Check out the little video [even more fun at 2x speed!]

Supercraft Christmas is by two German women. Lots of interesting ideas, ranging from simple [put sprigs of greenery in an assortment of wine bottles] to crazily complex [embroider white snowflakes all over a white tablecloth "depending on the size of cloth and your level of diligence, this will take between 5 hours and 50 years"]
I think this one gives you the starting point and you can develop the ideas to suit. Sewing, painting, cooking, many skills - for decorating, wrapping, and giving. There's even a pattern for an apron! ****

55 Christmas balls by Arne and Carlos I know many of you follow these two crazy Scandi guys
The book is such fun, and there are indeed 55 balls, with variations, to try out. The patterns are clear, with only 2 colours per row and short 'floats'. But they are all using the same basic 41 row pattern worked on dpns. [if you didn't know that means double pointed needles, 

then abandon plans to make all fifty five any before Christmas!] But I am still awarding this one **** because it is so joyful, with little quotes, and bits of folklore, and a whole section on 'religious' motifs. Jesus is the Reason for the Season, after all

We called in briefly at the Festive Fair in Dereham on Saturday. I bought myself a pair of ear-rings from Bitzy, in support of the Norfolk Blood Bikes,. She works in the blood unit at the hospital in Norwich. Her stall was all eco friendly, zerowaste and the diverse range of stock was created by her work colleagues. Bob got a collecting box from Abbie, whose organisation recycles ink cartridges He is hoping to raise some more funds for the Shed. We were not tempted to buy anything else! 

Cut To The C[h]ase

Did you know the phrase "Cut to the chase" is a century old? It comes from the early days of silent cinema, in the USA. Film makers shot lots of film, but it was hard to make dialogue interesting. The rapid chase scenes were exciting however, so superfluous footage was excised- the editors phrase was "Cut to the chase". Now the phrase means "forget the trivia, get to the point"

The point of this post is a case. Specifically, a case to help you cut. I recently purchased some folding scissors, and was intrigued to realise they would fit perfectly into a square case - the same size as our TwoByTwo patches. I decorated two squares of lilac felt. One side with three Boteh motifs, and the other with a letter K [for Kirsten] The crimson K is decorated with running stitch and coloured seed beads - the other side has sparkly sequin embellishments. The squares are attached on three sides, open at the base. I threaded a ribbon through the scissors and then through a hole in the top corner of the case. And attached a pair of buttons at the top.

When folded, the scissors are inside the case. But they can be pulled out, unfolded and used. The little buttons retain the ribbon. 

This should fit tidily in a sewing bag, and when folded, all the sharp points are safely enclosed. 

I included this as Kirsten's "Flat Gift"

I am becoming quite fascinated by the constraint of having to work on these little squares each month! 

Working At Warp Speed?

James Doohan, who played"Scotty" in Star Trek, was the grandson of a Scottish weaver. It is said that he suggested "Warp Speed" for the extremely high speeds reached by the Starship Enterprise, as a reference to the flying shuttles he had watched in his childhood. I was pondering  on my October Two-By-Two patches, and realised I'd done a fair bit of mending and fixing for friends and family recently. So I thought I would decorate this months patches with darns.

I dug out my Speedweve darner. I picked some Autumnal colours, and used some white Aida even weave cloth to keep things neater. Here are my two patches

You start by threading the WARP using the hooks to make a tidy top edge. Then you WEAVE THE WEFT from side to side. It's fiddly but fun. I like the way the colours blend and remind me of the falling leaves.

In the way these things turn out, Kirsten sent me a link [after I had begun working on the idea] to the website of Jessie Mordine Young, who had an exhibition of her 'woven year' based on a collection of daily pieces created on a small loom.

K. had no idea what my October patch would be about - but I am fascinated by the way similar ideas come to us as we are planning...
By the way 'Speedweve' is a bit of misnomer. This one took ages - and these are patches #3 and #4, as the first two just weren't up to snuff!

I Shouldn't Be Allowed Out!

The last couple of weeks have been slightly surreal, I don't think I have been thinking very clearly about things. 

One day I returned to my car - parked in the field outside the Museum, and I just could not remember where I had parked it. I had to walk up and down the rows clicking my key fob till I heard the doors unlock.

Three days later I returned to another car park, and this time went straight to the car, opened the passenger door and slung my bag into the footwell. Then absent-mindedly I climbed in and was about to put on my seatbelt when I realised the steering wheel was on the other side! I had to scuttle round before anyone noticed.

I have a sewing project in mind, and needed supplies. I complained to Bob "I went through all the craft baskets in the Charity Shop, and I could only see two invisible zips" He couldn't stop laughing.

For six weeks I have been looking for my bottle of M&S perfume. "I haven't seen it since we were last in Manchester" I said. When I fetched my cabin bag down from the loft on Friday morning, I found not only my perfume but clean teeshirts and underwear, and my missing baseball hat.  Fortunately the bag of dirty laundry had been dealt with on our return, but clearly I didn't empty the case before I put it away!

I thought our flu jabs were this week. But last Thursday, enjoying a lazy breakfast in our pjs, Bob looked at his phone, and announced we needed to be at the surgery in 10 minutes time!! We dressed Very Very fast, and walked round to get our shots.

Despite all those crazy errors, I did manage to get from Cornerstones to Steph's house and back without any crises en route! 

Happy Birthday Steph

We can't be with you today, but I loved the opportunity to spend the weekend in Manchester with the family, and look after the boys on Sunday so you and Gaz could go to London [not that I will ever understand why you both enjoy American Football so much] I really enjoyed watching you make salt dough decorations with George and Jacob on Saturday - remembering 35 years ago doing the same with you and Liz.  But then you told the boys that Grandma would help with the painting on Sunday!

I was grateful for the easyclean Totter+Tumble mat, but the boys were very careful and kept the floor, and their fingers, paint free

Having painted them, we then created some birthday bunting, and made a birthday card.

George told me that the other week they went somewhere and had cookies decorated with Smarties. "Mine had 5, and Jacob's had 3, so Mummy said her birthday cake should have 41 Smarties. Please can we make one for her?"

How could I refuse? So we went for a walk and got a cake and mini Smarties in Tesco. We counted out 41, and pushed them into the icing [using lengths of drinking straw because it was more hygienic than using our fingers!

And we enjoyed refreshments in the Chorlton TeaHive, where the staff are always friendly, and they have a stack of children's books to read.

I am sure that Gaz, George and Jacob will make your birthday really special. You're a great Mum, and a good friend.. Looking forward to seeing you at Christmas.  

God bless you today and always, Steph 💝

Making Space

It has been very satisfying to declutter a few more things recently. I have seriously reduced the assorted children's toys - and this unit was almost empty. I decanted those few things, and this went to a CS Monday [having first checked the boys in Manchester do not need it] 

Then yesterday my bag of surplus clothing went to a different CS.  Julian is coming on Friday, so I need to tidy the back bedroom. I suspect there will be some more stuff to go from there. It is very satisfying. Personally, I find my home grown veg bring great joy, so they are staying.

Jacob seems to like his pumpkin, and Jess is just relentlessly cheerful as she comes out of school! So many people in my family have names beginning with J [for Joy!]

Next task is to get the remaining summer clothes vacuum packed and put away in the loft.  I must sort out some baby wool - a nibling is expecting, and this great-aunt needs to get knitting...

Why does Great-aunt sound so much older than Grandmother? 

Thrifty Thursday

 My apple peeler is still at my friend's house. Her family are using it daily and eating more apples than usual. The youngest particular likes the fact that the apples are corked [ie cored!]  So I am back to using my traditional corer and potato peeler.

But last week I saved the bits into a lok'n'lok which I kept in the freezer till it was full. Then I used them to make a true ZeroWaste preserve; "Compost Heap Jelly" This recipe comes from HFW's 9 years ago on Sue's Blog [THIS Sue - there are so many Susan's in Blogland] Thanks Sue

I made four little jars of jelly from the cores and peelings which would normally go into the compost. That's Thrifty Tip #1

I do the initial stage by putting peel etc in a pan, covering with water and bringing to the boil. Then I tip everything into the slow cooker, and simmer for a couple of hours. TT#2

And when I finished, I put the resulting slushy brown purée into the compost anyway! TT#3

You need a jelly bag to drain everything. Spend £10 or more on a metal one from Tala or a red plastic one from Lakeland. I make jelly about once every five years - so I have improvised my own jelly strainer from stuff in the house. No cost! TT#4

Begin with an old, clean teatowel. Place a stool upside down on the worktop, and drape the teatowel over the top, fastening the fabric  securely over each leg with an elastic band. Put a bowl underneath. Let it drip for a minimum of 3 hours.

Do be patient [500ml came through in first hour - but by the evening, it was almost 700ml. Do not be tempted to squeeze or push - that will make your jelly dull and cloudy.

Final kitchen tip is about vinegar bottles. I like my Sarsons 'table' bottle with its sprinkler cap. But that costs five times as much as vinegar in a large bottle with a plain top. Unfortunately the Sarsons cap does not unscrew. The trick is to stand the empty bottle upside down in a jug of boiling water for 5 minutes. Then wrap it in a teatowel and carefully ease off the plastic cap. Refill the bottle and pop the cap on again.

This is such a simple thing and can save you £10 or more per litre! Thats TT#5

And now - totally unrelated - I enjoy flicking through glossy magazines - especially ones relating to recipes, gardening or crafts. But they cost upwards of £5 a time. And I don't want to keep them. But because I belong to Norfolk Libraries, I can download the Libby app free and borrow loads of magazines to read on my tablet or phone. 

A different free magazine every week = £300 a year saved. And not just magazines- there are books and audiobooks too. 

Absolutely brilliant. TT#6

That's half a dozen tips to help you save money this autumn.

Have you got any good moneysaving tips to share?

A Square Granny?

I do hope I am not one of these- but I do love a neat Granny Square. Kirsten has niftily incorporated her crochet skills [way better than mine] into her patch for this month's TwoByTwo. One advantage of this latest collaboration is that we only need to exchange small envelopes each month, saving quite a lot of postage costs! Mine arrived on Tuesday, containing this set of treasures

• An English Heritage postcard - vintage picture of a horse being shod. I love that old word shod!
• One of K's handpainted watercolour bookmarks, 
• A very beautiful 'art' tin, with a sliding lid containing peppermints. Yes I know they look like aspirin. They aren't!
• The patch for the month

It is a lovely piece of purple linen [beautiful quality - I keep stroking it!] K tells me it is from a fabric sample, just large enough to do the two patches [perfect!]
The square is crocheted in leftover random dye sock yarn, with a very fine hook [previously used by her Godmother with perlé cotton to make table runners]
There is running stitch round the outer edge holding the chains in place, and in each cluster of triples, an extra stitch to hold it to the backing.
My two squares thus far have involved adding stitches to embellish printed fabric. Now I am thinking about some sort of appliqué work.
Another bonus of this project I have just learned another keyboard shortcut - if you type Alt0233 you get an accented é like this. This will prove a useful timesaver for typing French words. 

Once again, thanks Kirsten!

Pants!

According to my Sewing Notes Book, which I have been maintaining diligently since spring last year, I have mended or shortened 12 pairs of trousers/pants in the past month, for friends and family members!
Last week, I watched a NT volunteer diligently repairing a pair of Lord Fairhaven's Underpants!

She is holding them up by the toe. These soft merino wool Long Johns actually have feet attached. They are more like tights than the leggings I'd expected.

I guess that as they were made to measure, the heels and toes would come in the right place. 

So they would fit even better than a pair of Snag Tights! [my go-to choice of hosiery these days] 
People have been very kind in their comments about my previous two posts about our day out - so here are just a few more pictures for you.

The cyclamen walk was charming - the ground was carpeted with small pink and white blooms. It was a peaceful stroll among the flowers, listening to the birdsong. I bought two little plants in the shop - one for myself, and one as a birthday gift for my good friend Christine.

The dahlia border was even more colourful, shades of pink, lilac, red, yellow, white, purple... I considered trying to grow dahlias next year. Each plant was numbered, and there was a list of their names.

"Which was your favourite?" I asked Bob. He said Number 23, I said I liked Number 7. On this photo 7 is top right, 23 bottom left. They are very similar in colour aren't they? I'm glad we have agreed on that. 

7 is "Barbary D'Amour", and 23 is called "J S Dorothy Rose" It seems they are only available from one supplier. I shall have to take advice from others about the best way to grow dahlias [do I need pot tubers, mini plants, or garden ready? and when?] Just a few more pictures to share

The Windsor Guest Suite - isn't the fabric on the bed, curtains and chair amazing? I like those little buildings! The towels in the bathroom were hand embroidered with entwined Fs [for Fairhaven, I guess]

The Dining Room, adjacent to the kitchens, is the oldest part of the Abbey, with the original mediaeval vaulted ceiling. Quite small really, compared to those in other NT houses- but Lordy liked small intimate dinners at home, with close friends. The table usually set for 6 or 8 diners. Note the Victorian tiled floor. The ancient pillars are Purbeck Marble. Note the deterioration at floor level.

Finally, pictures of the different parts of the kitchen, pantry, scullery, butler's room as they were in the 1960s.

The other women who were in the kitchen when I was [all of us OAPs I think] were commenting on the familiar items - Green Beryl cups, Oxo Tins, Canisters of Vim, nutmeg graters, Brillo Pads, Fairy Soap and Prestige pressure cookers... We all said it made us feel old to see these things from our childhood**.

There was an Esse range, plus two regular electric cookers. Note the special feet under that huge table. The cook was Bob's height, and requested it be raised to a comfortable height!

**I still have, and use, some of these!!

That's the end of my review of AA. I hope to go back sometime - maybe in the Snowdrop Season.

Not Tempting Fete?

I am going to have a rant. And I am not going to apologise for it. I feel that village fetes generally aren't quite what they used to be. There is little I am tempted to buy at the stalls round the edge of the field.

I have been to a few this summer, and come away with the same question every time.  

Why are so many people selling small plastic animals ?

Every colour under the sun, some multi coloured rainbows, some shiny iridescent, others sparkling glittery finish...And why are people shelling out so much money for them [many cost £2+] when they cost about 4p each online?

At our village school fete, it was one of the most popular stands. At the event we dropped in on last Saturday there were three different stands,  all selling these horrid things.

They have no purpose, many are poorly made, and some are downright ugly. And they are all made of plastic - so will be littering our planet for centuries.

These items seem popular with children in Primary School. But they are a choking hazard for toddlers and small creatures.  Their popularity will not last long. Unlike Lego bricks and Playmobil figures, they are quite cheaply made, with limited play value and do not fit together as part of a larger creation. They cannot be recycled.

One stall holder was explaining that the dragons she was selling were unique, they were her own design made on her 3d printer at home, which is why they were £6.99 each. I hate to think how long her printer was running, and how much energy it consumed to produce these items. 

I know it is hard to be consistent, and we cannot avoid every piece of plastic - nobody makes wood and metal pcs, phones, or TVs. Unlike George Washington, who had wooden teeth, I am smiling because I have a synthetic dental implant. And the front of my car is plastic to make it safer for pedestrians in the case of RTAs. But surely these bits of tat are quite unnecessary?

What is the point of encouraging my grandchildren to think about litter, and landfill, and the pollution of the oceans if I then give them a handful of plastic lumps which they will tire of and discard within days [if not hours?] 

There were other 'craft' stalls at the last fete I attended - 3 with crochet items [I recognised two of the grannies and their products from other local events] a couple of 'wax melts' stalls, and a lady with handmade cards. I was not tempted by any of their items.

A teenager was selling friendship bracelets in aid of Breast Cancer. She told me her Mum died two years ago. I gave her a donation, but declined the bracelet, and told her to sell that to somebody else. She seemed slightly surprised that someone would give without expecting an item in return. 

If the fetes' food stalls have changed policy and now use recyclable cups and biodegradable paper napkins, why is it still acceptable for other stalls to churn out all these plastic items?

Is this an unreasonable rant? How can we make a better impact?