The Usual Suspects

Some birdie feathers woz founded on the grass this morning and we woz all taken in for questioning...

Stole, Danny Mittens & me (Babe Cattykins)

Who killed the birdie? Did a Birdie even get killed? They never seen a body!

It woz the usual suspects... I wozn't putting myself in the frame and Danny iz too slow and stupid to kill anything (mostly).

Stole looked as though butter wuddent melt in her mouth but she iz top on the list of suspects. Well, she sez it woz Keyser Soze. Don't know who that is - must be the grey and white stray cat that woz attacking the bag of recycling the other day. He iz a bit of a psycho - he pooed in the hallway too.

Whodunnit? We woz all outside when it happened.

Woz it Stole?
Woz it Danny?
Woz it me?

Or woz it Keyser Soze? or it could have been Kitty from nextdoor or Frankiestein... or the hawk... They all has motive but now there iz too many suspects - i'ze not very good at writing whodunnits am I?

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Mouse in the house

Iz my birfday la la !

I'ze got a real life mousie - iz hiding under sofa. Danny has got warning for being a bad mouser - but I knows it woz Stole ha ha! - she broughted it for me - Mum iz trying to catch it but she can't - iz mine.

Mum iz not so happy she wants to take it out alive she sez she will buy a a humane mouse trap - why does she want to do that she has three very good feline mouse catchers right here.

♫ ♪ Oh I'll show you lots of toes, Danny never rushes though, Lots of toes is what he's got and ever more shall be so ♫ ♪

Danny Mittens and Me

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Pirate Catz

I'ze got a funny pic wiv me and my big sis Stole - she'z a meanie, not alwayz but mostly ha ha...

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Scary Chrismus Video

My Mum putted this video on YouTube - it's my big sis Stole in a horror video - she iz very scary but she looks very funny too.

The video starts all nicey nicey but soon gets very scary for little kitties like me.

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Danny Mitten

I think Danny Mittens is look very funny - iz he tryings to hynitise me? They'ze lotz of funny pics on cheezburger.

Danny iz a polydactyl cat wiv extra toesies and think my big sis Stole is a terrordactyl - she'z scary!

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SONG: All thru The Nite

♫ ♪ ♫

While the peeples all are sleeping

All thru the nite

All us cats are outside creeping

All thru the nite

Chasing mousies we iz sneaking

I can hear those mousies squeaking

All the havoc we iz wreaking

All thru the nite.

♫ ♪ ♫

My Big Sis Stole makes me laugh she looks funny....

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