Try Blue. It's the new Red!

I was just asked if this site is a tie-in to the film Wall-E.


No, I'm afraid not. But, like you, I will not be able to go in to the park without thinking the ship has landed.

Thanks for the e-mail!

Dole whip.

Here are the directions for those who people who do not suffer from O.C.D.


Directions:


Add Water.

Freeze.


Dole Whip is a favorite frozen treat of Butterhorns. It is sold in Disneyland outside the Enchanted Tiki Room.
It has a nasty plastic aftertaste. Mmmmm.

This guy does a great job in making a simple thing look really really complicated.





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"Naw the smaller world is all closed up honey."

"Uh thats mine." "They're all the same!" "No that doesn't have egg" "Well she shouldn't have given it to me!" "She didn't"

Vintage ad from the Walt Disney Presents TV show

They have known all this time that their target market has weight issues.

Reader submission: Ah yes the cheese in the mousetrap!

This is the photo-spot where you would find the Britney/ Ex-Britney/Kevin crowd. Taking pictures at this cart is just like fishing at a fish farm. Sure you can get a lot of pictures of people eating monster freako "turkey" legs but where is the fun in that? The trick is to find someone on the opposite end of the part eating one. To be honest I have never seen a person eating a turkey leg more than 500 yards from this cart.


Next time you are in the park please call them out on the glaring mistake on this "menu". Assorted means you get several different kinds... right?
I have to say their description of a LARGE bag of chips is not correct either. I've seen larger. I'd call that a small bag... like the kind you get a Subway with your Turkey club..

Thank you to my loyal reader who's submissions are always right on target.

Costume day.

Today was a very special day for TMB. For some odd reason people in the park wanted to play dress-up.


Here was a lovely Tweedle-something chatting on its phone. No doubt calling the other Tweedle to find out where to meet up for a quick bite.




Next up is a heard of Heffalumps storming the castle.



Finally I caught up with Auntie Uncle-Sam outside of Splash Mountain. A fine outfit indeed. This ensamble screams "IMANAMERICANDAMNIT!" No need to search her at the gate. There is no way she(?) could be a terrorist. I wanted to give her a free plane ticket to anywhere outside the U.S. but only if she traveled in that outfit. Have a camera crew follow her around. It could be a nice stop-gap show during the writers strike.