Showing posts with label ghosts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ghosts. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

What the Drunken Severed Head Drinks

I, the Drunken Severed Head, drinks whatever you're having. Friends at this past week's Horror Realm con  kept offering me vodka. Lots of vodkas. This blasted-looking zombie, raised from the dead by spfx makeup legend Tom Savini, told me to try Clique Vodka. (It's Tom's favorite.)


Other friends offered me these: Burnett's Orange Cream Vodka and Crystal Head Vodka, the spirit sold in the best-looking bottle on the market.


Vodka: Potatoes completely perfected! And a far better choice for putting in Jello than canned fruit cocktail.

And it's the main ingredient in the favorite drink of the legendary Bloody Mary! You know, the murderous spirit who can be summoned by chanting her name while looking into a mirror in a darkened room? Here's a video showing what she REALLY does when you call her:


And a funny cartoon about the fatigue of the folkloric ghost can be found here.

Bottoms up!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

"The Greatest Ghost Story Ever Heard"

The final month of the year brings us into the Nativity-and-noel, solstice-and-Santa season. Traditionally a time to tell ghost stories, TDSH kicks off December with a guest article (in two parts) on the audio versions of the greatest and most spirit-ed ghost story of them all-- Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. I'm grateful to author Craig Wichman for sharing it here.

This is Part 1. Part 2 runs tomorrow.
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THE GREATEST GHOST STORY EVER HEARD


A History of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol as Audio Drama
By Craig Wichman


Several of the most famous horror actors of the golden age of films performed Dickens' classic tale not only at the movies and on stage, but also in another theater almost forgotten today -- radio's "Theater of Imagination."

1949 ad for radio/tv combo.

On a brisk Christmas Eve in the early 1970s in the Midwestern countryside, a young boy and his little sister sneak away from the extended family festivities to huddle in front of the hulking “Entertainment Center” radio upstairs. The strains of Tchaikovsky’s “Theme from Piano Concerto No.1 (Tonight We Love)” begin and soon the two are whisked away to Queen Victoria’s London (and somehow, to Franklin Roosevelt’s Depression-era America at the same time.)

“A solemn Phantom, shrouded in black, draped and hooded, came
towards him slowly and silently...like a mist along the ground...”

A local AM station was re-broadcasting the classic 1939 Campbell Playhouse “A Christmas Carol” with Lionel Barrymore (Drew's great-uncle), and it was as magical that night as when first heard on the eve of the Second World War. It would be one of the main reasons why the present writer – only 4 years old when such programs were killed by the networks in 1962 – became a life-long lover of radio drama.

Of course, fantasy and horror were no strangers to Golden Age Radio. Starting in the early days with shows like The Witch’s Tale, programs including Wyllis (Son of Frankenstein) Cooper’s Lights Out, Inner Sanctum and Suspense presented works by Lovecraft, Stevenson, Poe and Wells, performed by the likes of Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, and Peter Lorre.

Photo of Barrymore as Scrooge from a 1940 Winnipeg Free Press article. Image source here.

This specific radio production by Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre of THE iconic Christmas story, is a deserved classic.

“This must be distinctly understood, or nothing
wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate...”


In the summer of 1843, 31-year-old Charles Dickens was already a famous writer, but his most recent work was not generating money as quickly as he had hoped;. and with an extended family that looked to him for support, the fears about money that had haunted him since the sometime poverty of his childhood returned. While taking his daily walks among the common people on the “black streets of London,” he decided to present them with a holiday treat that would also quickly raise cash for himself. With time short, he would build on a preexisting foundation: a portion of his novel The Pickwick Papers which just happens to be the story of a hard-hearted man who is shown the error of his ways by otherworldly creatures.

The first edition of 6,000 sold out by Christmas Eve.

"Marley's Ghost," handcolored illustration by John Leech from the 1843 First Edition of A Christmas Carol

An immediate sensation, five unauthorized productions had been mounted on stage in London by February 5. By the following Christmas, the same pattern of success had crossed the Atlantic to New York City. As years passed, The Carol spread; pirated editions were printed; it was musicalized; and as early as 1901, made into a British silent film by W.R. Booth.

An early film version of Dicken's ghostly Christmas tale.

As an amateur actor himself, when later he again found himself short of cash, Dickens trod the boards with public readings of his own works. A special adaptation of A Christmas Carol was always one of the biggest crowd-pleasers.

Indeed, when another medium was born, radio, Carol would become a holiday staple. Even now, when radio drama is a shade of what it was in its heyday, adaptations of The Carol are aired along with evergreen Yule musical classics like Handel’s “Messiah” and Irving Berlin’s ”White Christmas.”

In the early days of civilian radio, entertainment consisted largely of musical acts, speeches or monologues by single performers and occasional short sketches. But early on, performers realized that longer, fully-cast dramatic pieces could be successful in the medium. Dickens’ masterpiece was an ideal choice for them: a great story, already beloved by the public. Being in the public domain it was also fee-free!

The first documented presentation of The Carol seems to have been on December 22nd, 1922, by pioneer station WEAF in New York, and likely the simpler type of broadcast mentioned earlier – a 30-minute reading by Charles Mills, with music. Presentations over the following two years on stations WRC, WGY, WOAW, WOR, and the U.S.’s first commercially licensed station, Pittsburgh’s KDKA, seem to have been similar in scope, perhaps using Dickens’ own trimmed-for-public-reading text.

On Christmas Eve of 1924, Chicago’s WMAQ Players performed The Carol in the first known instance of a multi-cast dramatization for broadcast. And in 1926, the mini-network of WFBL, WGY and WMAK broadcast a production by the Boar's Head Dramatic Society of Syracuse, N.Y.

Another step forward was taken on Christmas Eve of 1928, when WOR, the first station to carry programming from William Paley’s fledgling Columbia Broadcasting System, aired with sister station WMAL a TWO-HOUR dramatization of the story with music, and the 120 minutes granted Dickens’ rich tale real room to express itself. "The CBS" (as some called it then) Carol-ed again regularly over the following years by way of NYC station WABC.

In 1931, NBC postponed their weekly visit to Baker Street, as Richard Gordon put aside his usual radio guise of Sherlock Holmes to become Ebenezer Scrooge, and Leigh Lovel’s Dr. Watson told a tale not from Doyle but Dickens, as adapted by writer/co-creator Edith Meiser. (She, like many others, would revisit the story in later years.)

Then, in 1934, CBS hired the man who was thought of as the definitive Ebenezer Scrooge throughout Depression- and World War II-era America.

“It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.”

On the afternoon of Christmas Day 1934, CBS presented a variety special featuring such talents as Victor Young’s orchestra, opera star Madame Schumann-Heink and comedienne Bea Lillie. The program originated simultaneously via phone lines from studios in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles – and from L.A., Lionel Barrymore, stage and movie star (The Devil Doll, Mark of the Vampire) gave his very first performance as Ebenezer Scrooge.


Barrymore was a hit, and CBS signed him to a five-year contract in the part. (But it was only the beginning of a run in the role that grew to cover nearly two decades!) Campbell's Soup sponsored Barrymore and company annually. Unfortunately, twice he had to step away from the microphone as Scrooge.

When Christmas Eve rolled around in 1936, Lionel's ailing wife Irene Fenwick passed away, and his brother John went on mic for him. This program does not appear to exist in recorded form. (It's a pity--John idolized his older brother, and in his 1937 Streamlined Shakespeare broadcast of “Twelfth Night” imitated him lovingly and well; he likely did that in this case, too.)

Orson Welles.

In 1938, Orson Welles and his program Mercury Theatre on the Air panicked much of America on Halloween night with his faux news-bulletin version of “War Of The Worlds.” Seeing a public relations bonanza, Campbell's Soup picked up that series as well. So for Christmas of that year, they planned to offer two gifts in one package: Campbell Playhouse (the renamed Mercury Theatre on the Air), with Orson Welles as producer, would present Lionel Barrymore in “A Christmas Carol.”

But the real-life off-stage plot, like Campbell's soups, thickened over time.

Tomorrow: Success becomes a double-edged sword for Barrymore's radio role-playing.

Join Craig on the
RADIO ONCE MORE webcast Friday, December 3rd at 9pm, to discuss the Carol's history, and to hear his own and Barrymore's productions of the story, as well as excerpts from several others.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Would you have sex with a ghost?

Art by Andrew Joynes; image source here.


Recently, in a Richard Armour book titled Nothing Risque, Nothing Gained, I read this joke:

Did you hear about the woman who had sex with a ghost?
She didn't know she had it in her!


Then, at the site Sodahead, I saw the poll question "Would you ever have sex with a ghost?"

That's a poser. I haven't made up my mind whether I would or not--sure it would be "spiritual" sex, but I think you'd be unsatisfied. Anyway, if you register at the site, you can answer the poll question yourself, and then read the 116 comments the poll provoked. (Or you could answer the question here by leaving a comment.)

Also found at the site was this ghost cartoon (click to enlarge, the text is tiny):


So, I've been goin' around tellin' Armour's "ghost sex" joke everywhere, and most people seem to like it--I get more smiles and laughs than groans or eyerolls.

But it would flop in Japan, where they have public competitions of what appears to be "doin' the nasty"with a ghost. Because there they have air sex contests. That's right, a cross between sex and "air guitar"--and it looks like nothing so much as poking a spook.

The link above will take you to the site Tofugu, which has a video of this "intimacy with the invisible" sport. Aw, go ahead, it's good for an "oh good gawd" sort of laugh!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Halloween's over. Back to "normality"?

Halloween is over (sigh), and most people are ready to leave behind the costumes and masks, scary movies and horror decor that are embraced in October.

Not me! I thank Cthulhu that I live in a haunted place--a refuge from the mundane.

Why, even my yard's haunted!

My wife and I have just seen the ghost of a wild beast in our back yard--and here's the picture to prove it:

Okay, it's only the ghost of a deer, which ain't nearly as cool as having the ghost of a lion or a bat around, I know. But hey, it's a ghost.

Now, as to why can you can see a door through that deer--don't ask. I don't know. Guess I got the ghost of a door out there, too.

Yeah, that's it! That's my answer and I'm stickin' to it!

Monday, December 1, 2008

I'm a little red-faced...

And it isn't because of my now-empty bottles of Guzzler's Gin. No, just embarrassed that I haven't been posting odd news, horror-related items, WTF stuff and aspects of my strange life like I'm supposed to around here.

Well, did YOU have a good Thanksgiving? Jane and I had a new main dish this year: roast chupacabra with prickly pear stuffing. Yum!

You only have to watch out for the extra teeth in the back legs. (No one knows why they grow there, since they serve no purpose.) Bite down on one of those, and you can lose a crown!

We had a nice dinner, then settled down to watch the 1979 film The Changeling, a ghost story with George C. Scott and Melvyn Douglas. A good movie; very creepy at times. I recommend you follow the old tradition of ghost stories at Christmas time and watch any of the following spirit-filled flickers, presented in no particular order:

The Changeling (1979)

Contains some shocking and surreal moments; well-acted.

The Haunting (1963)

One of the spookiest moments in film history appears here.

The Orphanage (2007)

Unsettling with an unexpected 'happy ending.'

Truly, Madly, Deeply (1990)


A romantic, funny ghost story
; watch if you've seen Ghost-- it's better!

Beyond Tomorrow (1940)


A sentimental Christmas story of three ghosts who try to help a young couple they knew in life.


The website "Scary for Kids" shares their own list of "Best Ghost Movies"
here; some of them are probably too intense for anyone 12.

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