Nothing

is simple. But these did strike me as particularly bogus.

At least Damien Hirst

had a sense of irony with his encrusted skull. This is 4,295 levels of ridiculous. I don't care how much money you have. (Let's hear it for dead media: I spotted the coke holder in my daily paper. The print edition.) This, however, has style. 

And that mythical 3-cent discount

at Gourmet Garage won't do a thing about the Everests of plastic bags.

(Forgot the HT: ristocrats.blogspot.com.)