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Thursday, September 3, 2026

FORGOTTEN BOOK: FAITHFUL

 Faithful:  Two Diehard Boston Red Sox Fans Chronicle the Historic 2004 Season by Stewart O'Nan and Stephen King  (2004)

Full disclosure:  I am not a sports fan.  I have gone to my grandkids' games and cheered them on, although I had no idea what was going on.  Although for the glorious year of 1967, I did find myself as a Red Sox fan, but for that year and that year only.

So, this book was a difficult one for me, chockful of minutia -- personalities, plays, strategies, rankings, and personal quirks; enough detail that I could read about 20 pages at a time.  So why did I put myself through the torture of reading the book?  Because it really wasn't torture; it was a fascinating look at a side of life that has avoided me thus far, and probably will far into the future.

Two bestselling writers, Stewart O'Nan and Stephen King, decide to chronicle the 2004 baseball season from start to finish with no idea what would happen...and they got a book contract to do so.  O'Nan is the prize-winning author of now 22 novels, including Snow Angels, Everyday People, and Last Night at the Lobster.   King is one of the world's bestselling authors with at least 69 novels and twelve collections published; his latest book, due next month, is Other Worlds Than These, the third novel in the Talisman series written with Peter Straub.

The writing process here was simple.  Each writer who record their feelings and experiences, game by game, over the year; interspersed with these pieces are various text messages between the two.  I did not bother to make an actual count, but O'Nan's reflections were far more detailed than King's going in at times to an almost play-by-play reportage.  Both King and O'Nan rely on a fan's knowledge of the players, often using nicknames and assuming the reader will know who is who and what team they are playing for.

Two things are clear:  this is serious business for the pair, and the Yankees are hated.

2004 started off well, as has many other seasons.  Typically, however, the Sox slowly sink in the rankings.  Much of the first parts of the books are spent worrying about the rankings in relationship to the dreaded Yankees.  What the authors did not expect was that 2004 would be a banner year for the Red Sox, culminating in a World Series championship.  Their excitement and enthusiasm along the way -- and specifically toward the end -- are addictive.

Anyway, here's a flavor of the writing, this is Stewart O'Nan from the April 9th game with Toronto:  "In thee Toronto eighth, righty Josh Phelps leads off, so Francona opts to go with Mike Timlin, who only threw two-thirds of an inning last night.  Timlin Ks Phelps, but then has to face lefty Eric Hinske, who singles, and the switch-hitting Hudson, who doubles to the left-center gap, tying the game.  Timlin gets pinch hitter Simon Bond, but number nine hitter Kevin Cash doubles to the exact same spot, and the crowd boos.  There's nobody warming -- again, the effect of last night.  Timlin hits Johnson with a pitch, and people are screaming.  Catalanotto lines one over Millar's head.  Miller turns and does his impression of running, giving a blind wave of his glove.  We're lucky -- the ball hops into the stands for a ground-rule double, and Johnson has to go back to third.  When Timlin finally gets wells to pop up for the third out, it's 7-5 Toronto."

O'Nan is the consummate fan.  From May 3:  "In anticipation of Saturday's front-row Monster seats, I drive around town in the rain to find a fishing net so we can haul the shots just short of the Wall.  I go to Sears, figuring they might have a Ted Williams model in his fishing line.  The floor associate tells me they no longer carry fishing gear -- or baseball gear, for that matter.  All they have is home fitness equipment.

"I find a net with a telescoping arm at thee Sports Authority.  It's big, and I doubt the gate attendants will let me in with it, but what the hell.  Worst case, I take it back to the care.  At home, the dogs are afraid of it.  Trudy shakes her head. 'How much?' "

And here's King:  "Bottom line?  Baseball's a wonderful game.  There's no greater thrill than when your team pulls one out.  And you can't get that from a newspaper story.  TV's better,  but there's really noting on God's earth ;like being at the ballpark and getting on your feet in the bottom of the ninth , hot dog still in hand, when the Sox pull one out.  If Heaven's that good, I guess I want to go."

On May 10, Mannie Ramirez misses a game.  Here's King on May 11:  "He has played every game this season except for this Monday's (May 10) trouncing by Cleveland, his old team.  Manny was unavailable to play on that day because he was taking his U.S. citizenship test...which he passed.  At the start of tonight's game he ran out to his position in left field with a big grin on his face and a small American flag in his right hand.  Manny's people in left gave him a standing O.

"Way to go, Manny Ramirez -- welcome to the real big leagues."

And here's King on a devasting game against the Blue Jays:  "Orlando Hudson has scored five of the Jay's runs, tying a team record. (Ask me if I give a shit.)  And on the radio, color commentator Jerry Trupiano has been reduced to wondering how the sitcom Frazier, which finishes it run tonight, turned out.

"It's been that kind of game."

And O'Nan, on May 19:  "Later, checking my e-mail;, I come across a story that says the Yankees are dropping Cracker Jack from their concession stands, going instead with Crunch 'N Munch, which they say tastes better (and still comes in a  box).  George, You're insane."

And there's this .little bit of worldly advice from King:  "When they don't announce the game-time temperature at Fenway, you know you're in trouble."

Through trials and tribulations, errors and flubs and triumphs, egos and idiosyncrasies, the Sox -- no SPOILER ALERT NEEDED -- made it to the top, sweeping the St. Louis Cardinals in four games to zero and ending a 86-year drought.

Game 4 was on O'Nan's 20th anniversary.  At his wife's insistence, they cancel their long-standing dinner reservations at the best restaurant in town.  O'Nan:  "It's more than must a win; it's a statement.  By winning tonight, we broke the record for consecutive playoff wins, with eight straight.  Another stat that every commentator unpacks is the we're only one of four championship teams to have never trailed in the Series...And to make it all sweeter, the last out was made by Edgar Renteria who wears -- as a couple of folks noted -- the Babe's famous #3."

And King:  "I hardly could [believe it], and I wasn't the only one.  A hundred miles away, my son wakes up his five-year-old son to see the end.  When it was over and the red Sox were mobbing each other on the infield, Ethan asked his father, 'Is this a dream or are we living real life?' "

And let's give O'Nan the last word:  "Well, the one year you write a book a bout the club, we win it all.  Another fake curse reversed...[B]ut tonight I ate that Break the Curse cookie I got on Opening Day.   A vow's a vow.  Washed that stiff six-moth-old biscuit down with champagne and enpoyed every morsel of it.  Life is sweet,"


As I said, I am not a baseball fan and I had to slog through the book, wading through more detail than I thought was possible, but the end result was worth it.  I got to see the hearts of two of my favorite writers and explore their passion with them.

I have to recommend Faithful, not just for baseball or Red Sox fans, or for O'Nan or King completists, but also for experiencing the pure joy and heartbreak that major sports can bring to people.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

SATURDAY-NIGHT THEATRE: AGATHA CHRISTIE'S FIVE LITTLE PIGS (JUNE 18, 1994)

American fans may better recognize this story under its U.S. title MURDER IN RETROSPECT.

John Moffett stars as Hercule Poirot in this tricky case of a sixteen-year-old murder.

"Sixteen years after her mother was convicted of murdering her father, the young Carla Lemarchant seeks the help of Hercule Poirot...Beautiful Caroline Crale was convicted of poisoning her husband, yet there were five other suspects:  Philip Blake (the stockbroker) who went to market; Meredith Blake (the amateur herbalist) who stayed at home; Else Greer (the three-time divorcee) who had roast beef; Cecelia Williams (the devoted governess) who had none; and Angela Warren (the disfigured sister) who cried 'wee wee wee' all the way home.  It is sixteen years later, but Hercule Poirot just can't get that nursery rhyme out of his mind."

One of Dame Agatha's most lauded mysteries.

Lending their vocal talents to the cast are Graham Crowden, Derek Waring, Carmel McSharry, Suzy Aitchison, Charlotte Attenborough, Jemma Churchill, John Hartley, Clare Heyhoe, John Woodnutt, and David Kossoff.

Dramatized by Michael Bakewell and directed by Enyd Williams.

Can you match your wits against Hercule's little grey cells?

https://archive.org/details/agatha-christie-five-little-pigs

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

SHORT STORY WEDNESDAY: THE COFFIN BEARER

"The Coffin Bearer" by Tess Gerritsen  (from Birds of Prey, edited by Harlan Coben and C. J. Box, 2026)

Maggie Bird is a fifty-eight-year-old spending thee summer on remote, tiny Gam Island off the Maine coast.  Gam Island is small and has only one building, a sparce cottage, and the ruins of a burned -out cottage that had gone up in flames twenty years before; the only approach to Gam Island is by water.  Maggie is halfway back to Gam Island from making her weekly grocery run on Tucker Harbor when she notices a large flock of seagulls in the Penobscot Bay fog.  It was odd to have the bords flock in the middle of the bay like that, so Maggie turned her boat to investigate.  The birds were flocking over a boat that Maggie recognized belonging to Ben Bouchard, a local lobsterman.  There was no evidence of Ben on the boat, so Maggie pulled over and boarded it.  There was no sign of Ben, but his pot hauler is under tension, indicating that three lobster pots had been lowered down into the bay.  Knowing that boatman can be easily pulled overboard if their legs got tangled in a loop of rope, and not being strong enough to haul the heavy traps from the water, Maggie dons her wet suit and enters the cold water, hoping that Ben might still be alive.  There was no sign of Ben, but the rope that held the third pot had been severed.

Ben Bouchard was not a well-liked individual in Tucker Harbor.  He had a bitter divorce from his wife, who now lives with her daughter and five-year-old granddaughter.  Few people attended Ben's funeral and none of them were actually mourning.

A few days later, she finds Ben's body stuck on the rocks of the island.  It appears that he was killed there and the boat was set out to sea to hide that fact.  Maggie is concerned about any publicity she might get from finding Ben's abandoned boat.  It turns out that Maggie is not her real name and that she is most likely in witness protection.  She chose Gam Island because of its remoteness and that she would be able to spot any unfamiliar boat approaching.  She wonders if Ben's death had anything to do with her and those who are after her, or if it was simply a local murder completely unrelated to Maggie.  After all, it appears that Ben was smuggling drugs:  there was a half kilo of white heroin hidden in his boat.

Tucker Harbor is a small community where everybody knows everybody and family connections go back generations.  Could these connections have been responsible for the death of a disliked citizen?

An interesting mystery with an interesting protagonist, and a character study of rural Maine.


Tess Gerritsen is an internationally bestselling mystery author and a retired general physician.  she is best known for her series about homicide detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles and for her Martini Club mysteries; she has also published a number of medical thrillers and romance thrillers.  Gerritsen's books have been published in 40 countries and have sold 25 million copies.  She won a RITA Award from the Romance Writers of America in 2002  for her novel The Surgeon and a 2006 Nero Award for Vanish.  Her Rizzoli and Isles series was the basis for a 2010-2016 television series.

Birds of Prey is an anthology from the International Thriller Writers; eleven writers were asked to pick a bird of prey and use it as an inspiration for a short story.  Gerritsen, who lives in Maine, chose the seagull, in part because she once made the mistake of feeding a seagull some dinner scraps and the gull kept returning for a month, rapping on her window, demanding more scraps, to the point where he cracked the glass.  In her story that seagull is immortalized as The Nuisance, a black-backed seagull (Larus marinus), "also known by the unsettling nickname of the coffin-bearer gull."  Birds of Prey also contains original stories by Kelley Armstrong, Ace Atkins, C. J. Box, Allison Brennan, S. A. Cosby, Robert Dugoni, Heather Graham, Gregg Hurwitz, Kathy Reichs, and Hank Phillippi Ryan.

Monday, August 31, 2026

OVERLOOKED SCHLOCK: MESA OF LOST WOMEN (1953)

As far as cinematic values goes, it's hard to sink lower than Mesa of Lost Women, a bottom of the budget horror flick directed by Herbert Tevos and Ron Ormand (King of the Bullwhip, White Lightnin' Road, The Grim Reaper -- Ormond has 27 director, 42 producer, 36 writer, and 6 acting credits on IMDb) .  Tevos had written a  number of unfilmed (and unfilmable) scripts and managed to get one script credit for 1951's Tarantula (not to be confused with the Jack Arnold 1955 film of the same name), which was so bad that it never got released.   Enter low-budget specialist Ron Ormand ( ) the following year, who filmed new material, edited it into Tarantula, and came out with Mesa of Lost Women, now recognized as one of the worst movies ever filmed.  Tevos claimed to have been a famous director in Germany and that he directed Marlene Deitrich in The Blue Angel, but that appears to be pure puffery; there is no record of him directing anything in Germany and Mesa of Lost Women remains his only known credit.  It turns out that Tevos was really Herbert von Schoellenbach, who was an employee of the film manufacturing company Agfa; Agfa sent him to the United States, where he worked as head of the paper testing department in Agfa's Rochester, New York, facility.  The script for Mesa of Lost Women was by Tevos and Poverty-Row scribe Orville H. Hampton, although Hampton got screen credit only for dialogue supervision.

Former child star and latter-day Uncle Festus Jackie Coogan stars a the reclusive Dr. Aranya (the Spanish word for spider), who "is creating giant spiders and dwarfs in his lab on Zarpa Mesa, Mexico.  He wants to create a master race of superwomen by injecting his female subjects with spider venom."  One of these women is Tarantella (pin-up model Tandra Quinn -- perhaps born Derline Jeannette Smith -- , featured in Problem Girls, The Neanderthal Man, and as an uncredited fourteen-year-old schoolgirl eight years earlier in Week-End at the Waldorf, who has spider-like claws on her feminine hands.

the film quickly moves from the very sub-sublime to the overtly ridiculous in just 109 minutes.

Narrated by Lyle Talbot and also featuring Allan Nixon, Richard Travis, Delores Fuller, Katina Vea, Paula Hill, and Robert Knapp, and if you look closely you might notice Angelo Rositto as one of the dwarfs.

The film is so bad that it has become a minor cult classic.  How bad? you ask.  Harken to some of the film critics;  "lapses in judgment that boggle the mind," "a dull, tepid mess," "incoherent," "muddled and misguided," "incompetent [and] awkward," "ridiculously complicated plot hides the fact that nothing really happens," and "so bad you have to ask yourself, is it actually evil?"

You have been warned.  Now dive in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3OIggg334

Sunday, August 30, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG TINY LITTLE

Dudley ("Big Tiny") Little, Jr, (1930-2010) was a honky-tonk and ragtime piano player perhaps best known for his appearances on The Lawrence Welk Show from 1955 to 1959.  Following his tenure at Welk, Little went solo, recording more than forty-five albums.  

This, my friends, is foot-thumping happy music.


"The 12th Street Rag" (with Jo Ann Castle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF6GOF3VypQ


"Just One of Those Things"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY6QOPgLFTU


"Bye Bye Blackbird," "Bill Bailey," and "Four Leaf Clover"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7220RGm3hUk 


"Just One of Those Things"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7dlimeIMHc


"It Had To Be You" and "I Can't Give You anything But Love" (with Alice Lon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJ_Jzx-zkY


"Caldonia"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEC-P-e68VQ


"The Old Piano Roll Blues"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfn2Wm5YuVY


"Wang Wang Blues" and "Dipsy Doodle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHaHYOmrsO4


"Stardust/Moonglow"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt7eaHKx6BI


"Jambalaya"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1S1UfKjnv0


"Spaghetti Rag," and "O-o-oh Look-A-There, Ain't She Pretty"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7M73R_2Bv8


"Maple Leaf Rag"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcziiWbDQyg

Saturday, August 29, 2026

HYMN TIME

Dolly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6TDjO-miU

MR. RISK #2 (DECEMBER 1950)

 "Something New in Private Eyes!  MR. RISK who answers only the pleas of the Doomed!"

He was billed as a man without fear, a private detective who had no superpowers and who donated all his fees to charity.  Created by George Mandel for Our Flag Comics #5 (April 1942), he then appeared in 35 continuous is of Super-Mystery Comics (July 1942-July 1949) and three issues of Four Favorites July 1942, February 1943, May 1943) before landing his own title, of sorts.  In the jangled world of comic book numbering and retitling, the title was All Romances for five (maybe six) issues before morphing into Mr. Risk #1 (or maybe #2 -- I said it gets confusing), then switched titles again to Men Against Crime for issue #3 and stayed there through issue #7 before coming back as Mr. Risk #7 (yeah, there were two #7s), after which it apparantly fell off the face of the Earth.

M r. Risk was a suave guy, evidently rich -- he wore an ascot, smoked a pipe, and wore dinner jackets or a lounging robe.  He relied on his fists and his intelligence; I don't know if he ever fired a gun.  consider him more of a tough Ellery Queen than a Mike Hammer type of PI.  He would help anyone in trouble and they would end up paying a ton of cash, which he promptly donated to various charities.  In the beginning he was assisted by his faithful servant, the hulking, ever-loyal Abdul, who stayed with him through the Forties, although he is missing from the later comic books; it should be noted that when we first met Abdul, he appeared willing to shoot anything moving.

After his original appearance by George Mandel, Mr. Risk was drawn by various artists, including Joe Gallagher, Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Savage, Warren Kremer, and Sy Grudko; artists for the peripatetic Mr. Risk Ken Rice and John Buscema.

In "The Case of the Psycopathic [sic] Lady," Mr. Risk rescues a girl from an insane asylum and proves that her "respectable" stepfather is actually a major crime boss.  For his efforts he is rewarded $5000, which goes to the Cerebral Palsy Fund.  In should be noted that Dr. Fredric Wertham in his crusade against the evils of comics books, pointed out the misspelling of "psychopathic" in the story title as proof, once again, that comics were harmful to children.

"The Case of the Jinxed Air Line" involved an attempt to sabotage a small airline to commit insurance fraud.  This time Mr. Risk netted $2000, which went to the Damon Runyon Cancer Research Fund.

That's it for Mr. Risk in this issue, although there are two other stories:  one featuring Kirk Mason ("The Forgetful Chorus Girl," drawn by Gene Colon) and on featuring Poke Bancroft ("Seeds of Destruction," drawn by Frank giusto), as well as a two-page unsigned text story ("The Trap").

Have fun with this issue.

https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=23300