New Year Resolutions - Part 2

SHREK’S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS PART 2

I will stop being a hip prawn at 3am. It does not endear me to my bean who still wants to sleep.

I will not steal Tom & Jerry’s toys. There are more than enough for all of us, even though theirs are always better!

I will not be a string magnet – I do not have to chew through every piece of string in sight.

I will stop destroying the edge of the bookcase in my attempts to sharpen my fingernails.

I will try to lose a little weight, so if my beans dress me funny – it does not have to be a ‘dog suit’.

I will stay off the washing rack.

AND I have added the family’s resolutions as well:

JERRY’S RESOLUTIONS:

I will limit my daft half hour of racing at top speed through the apartment. I am not part of a formula 1 racing team and this is not Silverstone.

I will not dunk my toy mice in our water bowls.

I will leave all the towels in the house aone. I will not pull them down.

I will stay off the washing rack.

TOMMY’S RESOLUTIONS:

I will not shred the newspaper before my bean has had time to read it.

I will attempt to put on some weight.

I will stop shredding the toilet paper.

I will try not to annoy my beans by opening the study door when it is clear they don’t need help.

I will stay off the washing rack.

SHAKA”S RESOLUTIONS:

I will endeavour to stay out of the way of the steeple-chasing trio.

I will not dip my tail in my bean’s bath in the morning.

I will not hide when visitors arrive.

(no photo available, I am hiding)

SHEBA’S RESOLUTIONS:

I will enjoy my harem!

OUR BEANS’ RESOLUTIONS:

We will continue to enjoy the entertainment provided by Shrek & Co.