Logical Leap

Heh.

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Evil Meme of Seven

From Matt.

Seven Things to Do Before the End of Times: (as a non-living American, "death" has no more meaning for me)

1. Conquer and rule world
2. Bring on End of Times
3. Visit Eurodisney
4. Write the Great Undead American Novel
5. Unleash zombie horde
6. Have dinner with George Clooney
7. Eat four Hardee's Monster Thick Burgers in one sitting

Seven Things I Cannot Do:

1. Abide puppies
2. Drink...wine
3. Endure that prattling Jonah Goldberg
4. See the point of Canada's existence
5. Watch a full episode of Will and Grace
6. Forgive an insult
7. Amputate just one limb

Seven Things I Say Most Often:


1. BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
2. Rise, Lord Cheney.
3. Pit me an olive, boy.
4. It's nice, but can I get it in evil?
5. Whatever happened to the plague? We need more plagues.
6. What asshole has my phylactery?
7. Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Seven Books I Love:

1. The Necromonicon, Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred
2. The Book of Vile Darkness, Baalezbul
3. The World is Flat, Thomas Friedman
4. All the Harry Potter books
5. General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money, John Maynard Keynes
6. The No Spin Zone, Bill O'Reilly
7. Golden Bough, James Frazer

Seven Movies I Watch Over and Over:

1. The Third Man
2. Touch of Evil
3. Brokeback Mountain
4. Frailty
5. Bride of Frankenstein
6. Angel Heart
7. Devil's Advocate

Seven Songs I Play Over and Over:

1. Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones
2. Love Will Keep Us Together, The Captain and Tennile
3. Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap, AC/DC
4. Night on Bald Mountain, Modest Moussorgsky
5. Wallace, The Drive-By Truckers
6. Steal My Sunshine, Len
7. South Side, Moby

Seven Things that Attract Me to Blogging:

1. The immediate and direct access to my adoring public
2. The cloak of anonymity
3. The ability to pass secret messages to my minions under the nose of the FBI
4. Having a place to speak without fear of judgement
5. A most excellent waste of time
6. Endless bandwidth
7. Flame wars

Seven to Join Me:

1. Vincennzo Capelli
2. MHS
3. KateM
4. Kat
5. Elyse
6. Wally

Losers

Heh. These guys are lame.

The Death List

From AEK, Via Mr. Loomis. I promise to make a good faith effort not to kill any of these people personally.

1. Ted Briggs
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Lady Bird Johnson
4. King Michael I
5. Stan Musial
6. Gerald Ford
7. Osama Bin Laden
8. Charlton Heston
9. Bo Yibo
10. Vo Nguyen Giap

A Minion of Evil

Identity obscured.

The Horror

The horror...

Zombies!!!

My heart warms as the pink dots get eaten.

Sick

God, I hate being sick. Sitting around and doing nothing is so boring.