Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Additives, maps and books
Additives in our food.
Undercover Agents Infiltrated Tar Sands Resistance Camp to Break up Planned Protest TransCanada and Department of Homeland Security keep close eye on activists, FOIA documents reveal and what fracking is doing to Texas.
Being tolerant in gaming is hard.
The Onion is real news, right?
How to prevent rape.
Maps that can change your perception of the world.
Crimes against humanity.
And, sorry Australia, for shooting one of your baseball athletes. We have these gun laws you see....
Finally... recommended books published after 2000.
Undercover Agents Infiltrated Tar Sands Resistance Camp to Break up Planned Protest TransCanada and Department of Homeland Security keep close eye on activists, FOIA documents reveal and what fracking is doing to Texas.
Being tolerant in gaming is hard.
The Onion is real news, right?
How to prevent rape.
Maps that can change your perception of the world.
Crimes against humanity.
And, sorry Australia, for shooting one of your baseball athletes. We have these gun laws you see....
Finally... recommended books published after 2000.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Thor's day
How not to critique comics.
Bees and pesticides do not mix.
The problem with The Onion is that it is always too close to the truth; take this one on Romney. And now Romney has exposed what he really thinks and has pissed off the 47%....
West Wing. How we wish politics would be and how politicians would act ... as if they had our best interests at heart. So here's an ad with the actors playing themselves, acting as we would have real politicians act, standing up for the good guys:
Speaking of good guys... you always need a bad guy for balance. Darth Karl Rove.
Yum yum. Monsanto's genetically modified corn causes tumors in rats.
Arctic thaw perhaps sped up by oil and shipping?
Facebook messages are protected speech.
Bees and pesticides do not mix.
The problem with The Onion is that it is always too close to the truth; take this one on Romney. And now Romney has exposed what he really thinks and has pissed off the 47%....
West Wing. How we wish politics would be and how politicians would act ... as if they had our best interests at heart. So here's an ad with the actors playing themselves, acting as we would have real politicians act, standing up for the good guys:
Speaking of good guys... you always need a bad guy for balance. Darth Karl Rove.
Yum yum. Monsanto's genetically modified corn causes tumors in rats.
Arctic thaw perhaps sped up by oil and shipping?
Facebook messages are protected speech.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Friday funnies
People who believe the Onion is real news
Making everything ok
Don't try this at home. Don't.
And then there's a cat:
Making everything ok
Don't try this at home. Don't.
And then there's a cat:
Friday, July 22, 2011
If cats reported the news
Take it away, Stripes!
His answer? Abstinence and Jesus work, ignore the data!
Dammit, who opened the catnip drawer?.... Snuffles, What do you have for us?
And from Fox News: Free Birth Control Is Liberal Conspiracy To ‘Eradicate The Poor’
Let's condense this here: No sex education, no birth control, and of course no abortions because women are hussies anyway....
Rep. Allen West would agree with that. Bill O'Reilly agrees with West. Dammed hussies! Maybe that's all they understand. Don't you agree, Socks?
Cinnamon reporting in: There are people out there who think The Onion is a true news organization...
How's Washington, Cinnamon?
Trying to scrape the debt crisis off on Obama won't work.
And it's tough to negotiate with crazy.
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
There are some people
Who will believe anything because it's in print. Is it my imagination or are there a whole lot more of them nowadays?
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Truer words were never bespoke....
The Onion mocks Boehner:
Why does it take comedians and satirists to cut through the miasmic Congressional fog and call bullshit?
OPINION
My Constituents Care Way More About Political Gamesmanship Than Jobs, Health Care, And The Economy
BY HOUSE MINORITY LEADER JOHN BOEHNER (R-OH)And Jon Stewart mocks Bunning:
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Why does it take comedians and satirists to cut through the miasmic Congressional fog and call bullshit?
Monday, March 02, 2009
And so's your mom...
HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.
"Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the 'reply' link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation," Mylenek said. "Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid."
Mylenek, who rarely in his life has been capable of formulating an idea or opinion worth the amount of oxygen required to express it, went on to guarantee that the text of his comment would be misspelled to the point of incomprehension, that it would defy the laws of both logic and grammar, and that it would allege that several elements of the video are homosexual in nature.
"The result will be an astonishing combination of ignorance, offensiveness, and sheer idiocy," Mylenek said.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
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