Neüphemism: Talking Baseball

Witch-tine is actually back in teh news after her walkout last week, but she really is disappearing into the noise. New book notwithstanding (current Amazon rank #55,667 - it was released on the 16th of August).

But I have this perfectly wonderful tag that I don't want to see disappear, so I'm expanding it. Here's your first non-Witchtine neüphemism:

Talking baseball.

Neüphemism: Apparently Halloween is a Big Night for Witches.

Come on, guys! Let's go! Just throw something on!

Neüphemism: Christine O'Donnell Loves Meatballs

What more to say? The girl denied herself spiritual enlightenment because she loves to to have meat in her mouth.

UPDATE: Apparently Christine O'Donnell isn't just calling from inside the house, she's calling from inside your self. But wait - if Christine O'Donnell is "you" and you aren't allowed to have sex with yourself - did she just flush her Rich Lowry Starburst vote down teh toilet?

Neüphemism - Dabbling in Witchcraft

Dabbling in witchcraft is okay just so long as you don't join a coven.

Here's an interesting quote from Wade Richards:

What helped me really come to grips was that her sister is an open lesbian...

I guess Wade wasn't paying attention. Coming to grips is just as bad as joining a coven. That's probably why the un-gaying didn't stick.

Neüphemism - Tapping the Phone.

So nice of Biden to tap Christine O'Donnell's phone, considering her position on tapping your own phone.