Le Filthe clean up!

* The following feature has been sponsored by Le Filthe Water Company *

Local entrepreneur Ted Le Filthe has spoken out about the brutal murder of another youngster in our part of the hive, and has called on the Arbites to take action against the rise in gang culture.

"Yet another young life has been taken from the family of a good, honest, Le Filthe worker's family. Once again my workforce has been forced to defend itself, with reasonable force, to drive away the likes of Bad Company, who aren't simply content with peddling joygirls and bad liquor on our doorsteps, have now taken to the casual murder of innocent teenagers. This kind of behaviour is simply not acceptable and challenge our local Arbites force to come down on these scumbags. Where were they when mysterious Van Saars started shooting on my dedicated employees? Or when those damn girls stormed round the place, screaming about women's rights and other nonsense. They should have been battering on Bad Company's door, not mine! I don't remember them hunting down the Badskins either, who have been making a nuisance of themselves down the road. Next thing we know, we'll have that Redemptionist lot spouting their nonsense! It's a good job there are such upstanding members of the community, such as those working for Le Filthe Corp. who are willing to stand with me and tackle these issues head on. So stand with me people, I've made the water drinkable* now I want the Arbites to clean up this town!"

Mr. Le Filthe appears to be increasingly popular with local hivers, being called a 'hero', 'legend', and 'the people's champion' during a local neighbourhood watch meeting. Le Filthe Corp. is one of the biggest employers in this area of the hive, and are an equal opportunities employer.

*Le Filthe Corp. takes no responsibility from ill effects, fatal or otherwise, contracted during the ingestion of their products, which are purely coincidental.