These old school-style action figures by Warpo are fantastic by themselves, but they become awesomer still when plugged with an 80s-style toy commercial like this. Since my friend John showed me this earlier this evening, we've been running around the house singing "KA-TOO-LOO! KA-TOO-LOO!" Our wives pretend to be annoyed by the display, but we know they actually love it...
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Monday, August 10, 2015
80s-style Cthulhu action figures by Warpo toys
These old school-style action figures by Warpo are fantastic by themselves, but they become awesomer still when plugged with an 80s-style toy commercial like this. Since my friend John showed me this earlier this evening, we've been running around the house singing "KA-TOO-LOO! KA-TOO-LOO!" Our wives pretend to be annoyed by the display, but we know they actually love it...
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Ye Aulde Tyme Sword and Sorcery Toys Part 2: More Old School Plastics & Playsets
The other day I was hunting around online for a dusty artifact from the lost world of my childhood and realized that my last December's post on Old School Sword and Sorcery Toys was actually woefully incomplete. In my diggings I rediscovered a number of old toys from yesteryear, some of which I'd forgotten about, some of which I'd never known existed at all. So here are some more Wizard and Warrior sets from ancient epochs for you to wax sentimental over during this holiday season. Enjoy.
As was the case in Part 1, none of the photos in this post were taken by me. All were gleaned from one of the following blogs. If you enjoy this sort of thing, you'll enjoy these blogs too, and you'll note that some of these have just appeared over in the "Other Stuff I Like" column...
| An alternate box illustration for the Demons of Castlelon set by DFC. I found this on 2 Warps to Neptune, where I saw that I wasn't the only one to notice the similarity between the Nagas in this set and the old Monster Manual Illustration for that creature. |
The subject of Part 1 of this series was (Primarily) the company Dimensions For Children. This small toy company invested heavily in manufacture of Sword and Sorcery playsets, all of which were of a high caliber, being very imaginatively conceived and well executed. They must have had some success, because shortly after they released their Dragonriders of the Styx and other playsets, a host of other manufacturers also attempted to cash in on Dungeons and Dragons-themed playsets. None of these imitators ever achieved the quality of DFC, but there were certainly some entertaining attempts. We'll start with my personal favorite:
Dragon Crest/Mysterious Castle
In grade school my friend John got this set, and was I ever jealous. John is my best friend and an enthusiastic collector of fantasy miniatures and toys to this day. Anyway, a company called Miner industries had evidently been impressed by DFC's exploitation of the rising enthusiasm for all things sword and sorcery and set out to make their own playset. Like some other examples we'll examine in this post, it was more of a hasty exercise in kit-bashing rather than the organic and original sets put out by DFC, but for a kid in the third grade or so in the early eighties it was pretty epic, and set our tortured, over-active imaginations a-smoldering.
Released first as Dragon Crest in 1981, (I think), the set sandwiched a cheap pasteboard hilltop and plastic castle between 2 armies, one of noble knights, one of 'fearsome fiends'. As kids we were blown away by the beauty of the knights, who were in fact, re-casts of some very old MPC models, although I think some of them may have been Marx. I don't know for sure. I don't claim to be an authority on classic toys.
| Some of the knights from Dragon Crest/Mysterious Castle. Lovely figures. The horse shown here is a mis-match, I think. It belongs to an old west set, I believe made by Marx The horses that came with this set had no saddles, instead they had separate plastic caparisons. |
Though the knights looked legit, we could tell right away that there was something odd about the 'fiends'. For starters, they looked more like old time movie monsters than dungeon dwellers. For another thing, they were hopelessly, stupidly out of scale with the castle they were supposed to inhabit and the knights they were supposed to fight.
That said, we adored them. They were cast in lurid green glow-in-the-dark plastic and oozed old school movie monster charm, (or lack thereof.) and they consistently wreaked terrific havoc on the gallant knights attempting to storm their hoary domicile. Of course, old school movie monster toys were exactly what they were. Somebody at Miner had decided to kit bash them together with the knights to make a sort of quick, easy and cheap DFC pastiche set. These figures actually have a great history that could make a blog post of its own, I'll just hit a couple of high points here.
They had actually been made decades earlier by MPC as 'pop tops' meaning that they had separate, pegged heads which you could swap around between the figures. They were quite popular, not surprisingly (they're delightful figures) and were used and re-used over the years in a number of other toy sets such as...
| A haunted house shooting gallery.... and... |
| The Haunted Hulk! Oh, my God, this is the greatest thing! A pirate ship full of Movie Monsters! I don't know why I love this so much, but I chortle with joy to think that such a toy could have been. |
With the Sword and Sorcery boom, they were recycled once more, this time as 'Dungeon Demons' (see bottom left)
| Nice shot of all the fiends together. Dragon Crest/Mysterious Castle came with two full sets for a total of sixteen fiends, all cast in glow in the dark green. The black figure in the back row was a hooded man with a dagger and a skull. We called him 'The Murderer'. |
In 1983 Miner Toys re-released Dragon Crest as 'Mysterious Castle" This was the set John had. All the knights in this version were molded in white and black instead of red and black, and a pasteboard dragon stick puppet was added to the cave at the base of the castle plateau. The defending player could occasionally have him emerge to shovel a knight or two in his gaping maw. There was also a nice selection of siege equipment. Kit-bashed pastiche though it might have been, it was a great toy. Well used to the idea of outnumbered heroes being besieged by hordes of darkness, John and I found the idea of outnumbered but powerful monsters at bay before a numerically superior force of crusading heroes to be rather refreshing. The figures, out of proportion to one another though they were, were very beautiful, it was great fun, and I'd love to have a copy of this set today.
Diener Greek Mythology Figures
I believe John and I were in the third grade when he showed up to school with a pocket full of these swell 54mm Greek Mythology figures. They were molded in a rubbery, bouncy sort of resin by a company named Diener. John claimed that they were erasers. That may have been the case. What was certainly true was that he had convinced his mother to buy them for him on the understanding that they were 'school supplies'. School supplies or not, they were promptly drafted into our plastic armies and had to battle it out on the heights of Dragon Crest and along the banks of the River Styx along with everybody else.
Sword and Sorcery Playset by HG Toys
Around the same time that Miner was putting out Dragon Crest, HG toys came out with their own
sword and sorcery play set, titled, rather unimaginatively...um...'Sword and Sorcery Playset'. While
Monday, July 21, 2014
The Mysterious "Grenadier Marsh Demon" AKA: Heritage Umber Hulk
A few months ago I posted an article about Old Time Sword and Sorcery Toys, and how many of these plastic toy figures available in the early 80s were lifted by toy manufacturers straight from classic lead mini lines. One plastic denizen of the "Dragons and Monsters" series I wrote about in that piece was the orange fellow shown in the middle, here, between plastic re-casts of a heritage Djinn and a modified Citadel Ogre.
The version of him which I had was blue, and he haunted many an imaginary swamp around the fringes of my bedroom carpet for several years, occasionally snatching and dragging a plastic knight or wizard to a watery doom. I don't know what became of him. Down through the years, I saw something that looked very similar to him for sale in lead on Ebay, I would swear that I once saw him for sale as "Grenadier Marsh Demon." I've been on the lookout for him ever since.
Well, the other day my friend Miss Monkii sent me this.
Miss Monkii and her husband own what I have no doubt is the most extensive collection of classic lead minis in the state of Nevada. When I return from back of beyond I intend to post some pictures of portions of this collection here at TFTBB. It's really amazing. Anyway, here is the original incarnation of the 'Marsh Demon', the Heritage Umber Hulk. He is undoubtedly the same mini, precisely the same size, and with nearly all the same details as the plastic toy figure of my tender years. The pose of the arms is slightly different, and the manufacturers replaced the eyes on the side of the original figure's head with horns or pointy ears, a small change which ends up giving him a considerably different appearance.
So mystery solved. It's been fun trying to track down the original figures these plastic knock offs were derived from. Still a few weeks of train up left before we get to where we're going, so it's going to be pretty quiet here for a while, yet. I do miss painting!
Monday, December 2, 2013
Ye Aulde Tyme Sword and Sorcery Toys
Before we go any further, let me say that none of these photos are mine, most of them are taken from two very cool web pages: Little Weirdos, and Virtual Toy Chest. They are worth checking out, if you like this kind of thing.
In the very late 70's and very early 80's an obscure toy company called Dimensions for Children made some some very lovely toy playsets. They had an American frontier set called Fort Courage, and a Battle of Anzio set, but what they really put their hearts and money into was developing a series of kids' playsets with a sword and sorcery theme, done in the good old Marx Toys style. They succeeded admirably, if you ask me. Clearly DFC was inspired by the burgeoning Dungeons and Dragons movement, but their toys realized a unique and delightful vision of the Sword and Sorcery genre, and I still remember with electric clarity opening my Dragonriders of the Styx set on Christmas morning.
There were 5 DFC Fantasy playsets that I know of. If anyone knows of one I've missed, please let me know. I'd still like to collect the whole bunch. Someday.
#1: The Fires of Shandarr: My buddy Pete got this one from Kmart when we were in 4th grade. This was the first I'd heard of DFC, and damn was I jealous of this new country which Pete had discovered. I was still excited about the pack of Andrew Chernak Grenadier Goblins I'd gotten for my birthday, but here Pete had a damn D&D wargame in a box! It's amazing the memories that stick with you. I vividly recall a weekend at Pete's house spent watching his video dub of Excalibur on an interminable loop and wargaming the Shandarr campaign endlessly around his room; bloody last stands around the forest of the legs of Pete's desk, stirring final assaults on the bureau plateau! And the whole concept is so great for a kids' game! The fires of Shandarr: What a title! And look at all the stuff you got:
Knights, men at arms, Wizards good and vile!
Devils, Demons, a dragon and..."lava monsters" that bear an uncanny resemblance to the Monster Manual illustration for the Shambling Mound...
Pete, in his fighting reconnaissance of Kmart, had claimed that he'd gotten the last of the Fires of Shandarr sets, but that there was still a set there called "Forest of Doom" that featured evil trees instead of lava monsters. Naturally this led to my eagerly and unceasingly inquiring of my mother when it would be necessary for us to go to Kmart again. Alas, it was a long time before it was deemed necessary, and when I did at last venture into the Kmart toy aisle, there were no DFC playsets of any sort in evidence! Verdamnt!! Foiled!! Months passed, and I began to grow cynical. I began to think that Pete had made the whole damned thing up, and that there had never been a thing so wonderful and mysterious as a "Forest of Doom" playset. Many years would pass before the internet provided the evidence necessary to at last vindicate poor Pete.
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