Showing posts with label opinion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label opinion. Show all posts

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Spam. The kind you eat and the kind you don’t.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields


If you have a blog you’re going to dine on spam. Sometimes lots of spam. I get spam on a regular basis. Alas, but none to eat.

Did you know that “Spam” the product is SPiced hAM, first introduced by Hormel Foods in 1937? It’s supposedly good for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Mmmm... It’s never touched my lips. It does make one wonder what the folks who make Spam actually think of the word being used for junk.

But back to my spam. I thought I would share with you this week’s platter. Who do they think they’re fooling? Idiots. I know that it is automatically generated, but please. If you’re going to spam me at least have the courtesy to spell correctly –  or make sense. My “real” comments do, for the most part! 

I have to say Blogger’s spam filter is pretty good. I’ve only had a few slip through in my years of blogging. I know there’s ways to lessen getting it, but then what would I read?

So without further ado, here’s a few. I thought you might enjoy them. A link to actual Spam (meat?) recipes follows at the very bottom. Incorrect spelling is from cut and paste.

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But now, if you want to dine on spam that’s more filling take a look here. There seems to be a preponderance of “sushi” spam recipes. Kind of turns one off their breakfast (lunch or dinner), but lots of fun none the less.


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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Christmas-spiced Honey Whiskey Liqueur

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store. – Dr. Seuss


On the eighth post of Christmas my true love gave to me… something made by their own two hands!

I’ve been spending the entirety of this month posting about how to give from the heart and not the wallet. That’s the true spirit of the season – giving of one self.

I’ve been thinking about the recent advertising stunt by WestJet, a Canadian airline. They surprised passengers departing from Toronto and Hamilton, Ontario with personalized gifts. 

Passengers were asked at an interactive "Santa kiosk" what they wanted for Christmas – a fun time-waster, so they thought. During the flight, WestJet purchased and wrapped their requests. Then gifts rolled off the baggage carousel at their destination – all 357 of them.

Some were pretty simple, but others showed what Christmas had become – consumerist. Most got what they asked for, like socks, scarves, dolls, trucks, etc, but so did others who wanted large flat-screen TVs, and even a diamond ring. Of course those asking for cars or husbands didn’t quite get their wish.

It’s a great stunt, and an effective publicity campaign, but it’s all to make the giver look good. Christmas should really be spelled Chri$tmas. Christ's message is gone.

Here’s a little snipit from the book the whole season is based on:

Matthew 6:1-4
Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

Food for thought, all Christians out there. But enough preaching.

The past seven posts have been resurrected from “gifts past.” This one’s a new one. What would Christmas not be without a little something to warm your bones? Here it is, and it only takes 5 days to make, so you have plenty of time.

Homemade liqueurs are a gift that many love to receive. They can be used both in mixed drinks as well as straight-up.

This recipe came about because of my curiosity about the plethora of flavoured whiskies and bourbons that have flooded the marketplace over the last few years.

From what I have read, the flavoured commercial products are aimed at a younger demographic than their “serious” whiskies – for folks that want to experiment with the taste in a sort of sideways way. 

As we know, scotch can be an acquired taste. So that’s why the introduction of some sweetness and flavourings. Get them interested and they’ll graduate to the more pricy products.

I have no fear of that creeping. I’m not a great fan of “on the rocks” whisky or scotch. I attribute it to my plebeian palate. 

This liqueur is made from Irish whisky, which I find more palatable to start than regular whisky, with the introduction of a honey syrup and some spices. The overall effect is a mellow, sweet-ish liqueur that would be perfect for enjoying around a roaring fire after decorating the Christmas tree.

It’s actually quite nice. And probably a little dangerous. An off the top of my head alcohol content would be probably close to 20%. So serve judiciously.

The gift of homemade booze is something that is a good solution for the hard-to-buy-for. Who need another sweater or tie?

Bottles can be purchased extremely affordably at wine-kit stores, as can corks. Tie a bow, or lay a few in a basket and you actually have a gift that will be remembered for a very long time.

I have many, many (around 40) liqueur recipes on this site. Search “liqueur” and the world will open before you. 

There’ll be one more liqueur (at least) making an appearance here before Christmas. I promise that both will be “instant” liqueurs that are ready as soon as you mix everything together.


Christmas-spiced Honey Whiskey Liqueur
Time: 5 days  |  Yield: 1L
2 cups Irish whiskey
1-1/4 cup honey
1 cup water
1 3” stick cinnamon
3 cloves
2 cardamom pods

Combine the honey, water and spices in a saucepan. Bring to a boil and cook for 10 minutes.

Let the mixture cool slightly and then place in a jar along with the whisky. Let steep for 5 days.

Strain the mixture, bottle and chill.

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Adventures in Hub City, Moncton!


Adventure is just bad planning. – Roald Amundsen 

Downtown Moncton. A good adventure, with no planning. Photo: JHikka, Flickr CCL

No recipe today, but thought I would recount our adventures this weekend, mostly culinary. Compare and contrast with my rant about Halifax, posted September 30, 2013 (here.) 

We wanted to do something a bit different than home or Halifax this past weekend. I was thinking a bit like the Annapolis Valley, but my spouse had a different idea – Moncton, New Brunswick. The Hub City, in off-season.

Off-season (or it’s euphemism, “shoulder-season”) can be a crap shoot for tourists, but we thought “it’s a city,” so can’t be too bad. Can it? I am here to tell you it was not. Not at all. We had a great time.

Usually off-season means that much in the way of tourist activities are over. So no outdoor concerts or street markets or the like. But it also means you have the place more to yourselves, and room rates are lower. 

If you like the outside stuff, just make sure you check online to make sure enough is going on to occupy your time. In Moncton you can find it, even in late October.

I want to talk about one place in particular, but before that I want to offer Halifax an object lesson. Downtown Moncton is wifi. Yup. Plop your butt anywhere and you can surf via phone, iPad, laptop, etc. Have a question about what's around? Find an answer.

Why can’t our capital city do that on Spring Garden, the waterfront, Barrington, Quinpool and Gottingen? Lack of will, I would imagine. It is a fantastic idea that helps tourists find activities and businesses – and spend more money.

But back to Moncton. We went there flying by the seat of our pants, except for a 2 night reservation at Midtown Motel and Suites on Weldon. It’s a drive-up old-school motel at one end of Main. Walking distance to all of downtown. Not 4 star for sure, and a little care-worn, but certainly good enough to lay your head for a couple nights. And affordable. $79/night for a "King" room. Downtown.

We asked the front desk for places to eat within walking distance and were given a few. We also checked tripadvisor.ca and off we went.

Do not believe everything tripadvisor tells you. Take it with a grain of salt. We ignored the recommendations from the front desk when we walked past the Tide & Boar Gastropub on Main street and read the menu. It’s ranked 24th on tripadvisor’s list, but has 156 reviews. Soon to be 157...

In contrast, the number 1 rated restaurant (which I’m sure is good) has only 71 reviews. So it’s the average of the reviews, not the number of “excellents” that determine position. T&B had twice as many excellent and very good reviews than the top restaurant had in total reviews. So take it from there.

By the way, disregard reviews that focus on an employee rather than full experience. You never know how the reviewer was interacting with/abusing the employee. They’re usually biased.


Tide & Boar Gastropub 
700 Rue Main Street, Moncton, NB
Mon - Wed 11am-midnight; Thu - Fri 11am-2am; 
Sat 10am-2am; Sun noon-midnight

It was a bustling place, set in a late 1800s building. Their claim to fame is craft beer and boar, plus some seafood to round out the "tide" bit. The menu is full of choices using boar that has been cured, smoked, stewed, you name it – right on site. They have many local NB beers on tap.

We started with two exceptional local micro-brewed beers. A Stout and an IPA. The Stout was deep, smooth and rich, as it should be. It might have been Pumphouse, or we thought it was. We forgot. The IPA (I believe Picaroon Yippi- IPA) was unfiltered, full flavoured, bright, hoppy and amazing. Made mass produced beer taste like dishwater. 

We started with the boar charcuterie platter. I’ll try to remember everything on it. Should have taken a picture, but that’s really annoying for other diners when you’re there. I’m relying on the picture from their web site.

From Tide & Boar's web site. We had a
slightly different platter. Things change.
It consisted of 4 smoked boar belly slices, a meat pâté, some sort of potted meat, 4 cured boar meat slices, a boar sausage, a smooth pâté and foie gras. Beautifully presented on a wooden board, plus bread rounds and grainy mustard. Total cost $16. This made what we got at the Shoe Shop in Halifax (for $17) taste and look like a real mess. Which it kind of was. 

Although all was excellent, the foie gras was nearly enough to make you pee your pants. It was that good. The mains were better than what one would expect from a pub, but I won’t go into them in detail. Check their menu, below. The atmosphere was very comfortable and our server friendly and prompt. 

T&B have live music at least Thurs-Sat. Our night it was located downstairs, which made dining a little more enjoyable. Matt Mayes, Sloan, Wintersleep, Matt Costa, In Flight Safety, plus locals, have all played their stage. T&B also has an attached wine bar, separate from the main gastropub.

Would I go back? Yes. Should you go? Yes. Should you take a special trip to Moncton for them? Maybe... It was a revelation to try the area's craft beers plus the great food. It was eye opening.

The next evening we went to the belly of the beast to experience more craft brewing – Pumphouse Brewery. They serve all their own beers (about 12) as well as good pub-style food. They also sell several of their beers by the 6 and 12 pack, beyond NB Liquor hours, in case you ever find the need. The real standout for us was dessert: Tiramisu Cheesecake. Not to be missed.

You can buy Picaroon and Pumphouse brands in Nova Scotia, but nowhere near enough selection, in my humble opinion. Besides NSLC look in the independent liquor outlets. They may be more “adventurous.”

So if you’re looking for friendly people, good food, good beer and a good time, don’t rule out Moncton. Whatever feelings you have about the Hub City are probably wrong. And it’s less than 3 hours from downtown Halifax.

Check out their site for lunch menu and more.
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Monday, October 7, 2013

One Pot Haddock with Vegetables


Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. – Khalil Gibran 


It’s October 7 already. Sorry I’ve been AWOL since the 2nd. It’s a tough time here in the country right now.

I have a very sick boy, our Bouvier, Henry. He has cancer and is soon on his way to the Rainbow Bridge to be with his brother Simon. I have to make the decision as to when that is... Anyone who has been through that knows how heart-wrenching that decision is.

So I haven’t really been up even for cooking, let alone posting about it. But life must go on.

We have been unbelievably fortunate to have those two boys in our lives. They were/are the most amazing, loving companions. They always seem(ed) to know when you needed a friend and unconditional love.

And soon it is time for me to perform the ultimate act of love for Henry – the ability to act outside myself and to care enough to ensure he does not suffer. I do not want him to go. I love him with all my heart. But there are things that have to supersede our selfish impulses.

Life seems to send you lessons constantly, if you but look. 

For me the lesson I’m being taught is how to be alone. I don’t do being alone very well. It has made me make some very bad (read stupid) decisions in my past. But this time the lesson is sticking. I'm OK with it. 

I may be physically alone down here, but my heart is full of golden love – not only what I have mined myself but that ore others have deposited in my very personal vault.

I’ll be OK. We’ll be OK. Even though some of us will no longer be physically here.

I was listening to CBC on the drive home from Dartmouth yesterday. Oddly enough, they were talking about death. They mentioned in one culture there is a belief as long as you speak someone’s name they are never dead.

I can get that. The memories of people, pets, etc., are what keeps them alive. In that regard both my fur babies will always be with me, alive in my heart and mind.

We’ll see how this week unfolds. It will most likely be a very tough one. I’ve had quite a few over the past couple months. I want it to stop. Enough already.

It’s interesting that the end of the week is Thanksgiving here in Canada. It’s a time when we should all reflect on the goodness we have in our lives and for those things of which we are most thankful.

I have a lot to be thankful for. I have had great love in my life, and still do.

I know one thing has changed. Fall used to be my favourite season. I'll never look at coloured leaves without thinking of my most wonderful boy.

So I suppose I should give a recipe. This was one night last week I did cook. I wanted something simple, so made a one pot. I hope you enjoy it.


A boy so full of love and joy.

One Pot Haddock with Vegetables
Prep: 15 min  |  Cook: 20 min  |  Serves 2-4
2 cups milk
1 cup sliced carrots, thinly sliced
1/2 cup rice, like basmati or white long grain
1/2 cup butter
1 medium onion, sliced
2 garlic cloves, diced
3 cups chopped Swiss chard, leaves only
1 cup parsley, chopped
1 lb haddock fillet, cut in large pieces
salt and pepper to taste

Note: whatever rice you choose has to be able to be cooked in 15 minutes and sit 5. This is most white rices, but not wild or brown.

Place the milk, sliced carrots, rice, butter, onion and garlic in a wide sauté pan.

Bring just to a simmer, reduce heat and simmer 5 minutes. If you bring it to a boil the milk will curdle and be unappetizing looking. It will still taste good, but won’t be very pretty.

After the 5 minutes, layer in the chard, parsley and fish. Cover and simmer for 10 min more. 

Let sit for 5 minutes before serving.

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Monday, September 30, 2013

Dining in Halifax drove me to Anchovies


Just sit right back, And you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. (if you’re of a certain age you know what that is.)

The solution to bad dining experiences in Halifax.

Or, as I like to call it, "the reason you take your chances when boarding the ferry in Dartmouth to dine out in Halifax."

When I visit my spouse at college we try to pack as much activity and enjoyment into 2 days as possible. We’re kind of “dating” again, which is really nice. Of course an important part of the whole process is eating.

One restaurant that we thoroughly enjoyed was Bistro Le Coq, a French restaurant on Argyle Street. Loved, loved, loved it. We had exceptionally good luck dining for the month of September, except for this weekend. It was an unmitigated disaster.

It all started on Friday night when three of us went out to eat. You know the phrase: “you can never go home again.” Well, you can never go back to your favourite bar again, either. I’m talking the Economy Shoe Shop. You used to be able to set the Town Clock by our arrival.

I always loved their nachos, and Marty always knew when to come by to see if you were “ready for another.” You used to get good food and friendly service there. We received neither. If I could have left a negative tip I would have.

The food, significantly more than sub-par, was expensive for what you received (not like before) and our waiter spoke so fast you could hardly understand what he was saying. The food was so bad that we ended up going to The Old Triangle for something else to eat to get the taste out of our mouths. 

Let me elucidate. The nachos were a mess – undercooked, cheap tasting cheese, too few actual chips, served with salsa that probably was from a jar. Enough said there. Easy to understand. 

We also had the Build-a-Board Antipasti. It starts at $3. It is “an assortment of artisan breads, house made chutneys and pickled onions.” You can add fresh fruit, olives and sun-dried tomatoes for $6. Additionally you can add cheese, cured meat and smoked salmon for $8 more.

We shot the works for $17. What did we get?The "assortment of artisan breads" was slices of dried, round bread. No “assortment,” unless they meant "more than one piece"...

The house-made chutneys consisted of blueberry and peach. You could tell blueberry season just ended. There was three times as much of it as the peach. The peaches had to have come from a can. A cheap can. Both chutneys were overbearingly cinnamon-y. At the time I said that they tasted like the inside of Cricket on the Hearth smells – Christmassy. And not in a good way.

The $6 addition consisted of 7-8 olives, around a dozen blueberries (a small assortment plate where the same ingredient is used twice?!?), four wafers of pear and 3 sun-dried tomato halves. 

But it gets better. For $8 extra, you get 3 small triangles of herbed havarti, two rolls of some sort of packaged sliced Italian meat and two pieces of smoked salmon.

Seriously? Not a good experience and one I will never repeat.

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Saturday night wasn’t any better. A couple weeks before we tried to dine at The Bicycle Thief, a trendy restaurant on the waterfront, but couldn’t because they were too busy. That's a good sign, so we tried again.

I can’t comment on the food, or wine, because we received neither. We were seated at the bar, which usually isn’t too awful an experience. But their bar was cramped – four chairs in a 5 foot space. We received menus and a wine list. But then we were completely forgotten. 

Should have put on six anchovies.
We waited a full 15 minutes and no one even so much as came by to ask us if we would like something to drink. The busy bar staff assiduously avoided eye contact with all of us sitting at the bar.

That’s a real shame, because I had my eye on a $90 bottle of wine. We could have dropped $200 on dinner easily. I was hungry.

But after 15 minutes we picked up our coats and left. I don’t even think anyone said “thank you” or “see you again” when we exited. We could have been there eating for hours for all they knew...

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Next stop, Pipa, a new-ish Portuguese restaurant on Argyle Street. Once again we waited and waited and waited and waited for someone to take our order. There were probably 12 patrons in the whole place. What gives? Are people incompetent, lazy or a combination of both?

But since we were exceptionally hungry we decided to order. Our server informed us they had very little red wine (in contrast to several on the wine list). So we opted for a Portuguese beer. There were two on the menu. They had neither.

Saturday night, in September – cruise ship time, and you have hardly any wine and no signature beer? I bet if we had ordered the Feijoada - their "Brazil's national Dish" (served only on weekends) they wouldn’t have had that either. So we showed our displeasure with the soles of our shoes.

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By this time we were pretty weary of poor service in Halifax’s finest dining establishments, but we made it to one last place: Baton Rouge.

As you can imagine our annoyance and disgust was almost palpable. We escorted to a (dirty) table, and when we asked for a clean one our second option was dirty as well. But by this time we weren’t even in the mood to eat. So we went back across via the ferry without so much as a crust of bread to show for our effort.

Saturday night left a metaphorical bad taste in our mouths, and Friday night a literal one.

The moral of this fateful trip? I have no idea, but writing about it certainly was cathartic. I guess, if anything, be careful of where you choose to dine in Halifax if you like your food “good” or “in a reasonable amount of time.” 

And if the entire population of Halifax thinks somewhere is good, then it’s probably not. It’s just trendy. This I know from past, as well as this weekend’s, experience.

So I’m in the mood for some real food, and for me that's anchovies. Lots of anchovies. I’m going to fry me a sandwich. 

This recipe is actually an Italian classic. It will be the first decent food I’ve had since Thursday.


Fried Mozzarella & Anchovy Sandwich
Time: about 10 min  |  Makes 1 really good sandwich
2 thick slices of sturdy bread
1 cm thick slice of mozzarella, about 150g
anchovy filets, to taste
torn oregano leaves
sprinkle of pepper
1/4 cup milk
1 egg
flour, mixed with salt and pepper
olive oil for frying

Place the mozzarella on the face of one slice of bread. Lay as many anchovy filets as you wish on top of the cheese. Then add the oregano and some black pepper. Close the sandwich up.

Heat a good amount of olive oil (1/4” deep) in a small skillet until it is fragrant. Reduce the heat to medium.

Take two plates. Mix the milk and egg together on one; the flour, salt and pepper on another. Dip the sandwich in the egg mixture, letting it soak a little and coating both sides well. Then dredge in the flour.

Place the sandwich in the hot oil and let it cook until the cheese has softened and the bread is deliciously crunchy and brown on both sides.

Remove from the heat, hide in a corner, snarl and devour it.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Cake is your enemy...apparently


Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide. – Marcus Tullius Cicero 

Public enemy no. 1: Chocolate cake

There is an attack on cakes going on in Nova Scotia. Not only cakes, but cookies, pies and squares as well. Did you know?

I had a few recipes I could have chosen for today, but they were pre-empted by what I read in today's Chronicle Herald Op Ed pages. So instead I’ve opted for posting an old cake recipe. It’s my way to counter the “black or white” nature of governmental policy makers.

You see, I have this “thing” about food. Good homemade food, what I hope is healthier food, in moderation. We need all nutrients supplied in food, not just some. The trick is to use some common sense in your choices. There are “bad foods,” don’t get me wrong. But they certainly aren’t a slice of pie or cake. A whole pie every day, yes – a slice once a month, no.

In Nova Scotia, the baby has been tossed out with the bath water. It all has to do with the “Nova Scotia School Food & Nutrition Policy.”

In part, it states:
The promotion and sale of healthy food and beverages in school reinforces the nutrition messages taught in the classroom and at home. When food and beverages of limited nutritional value (i.e. those that are high in sugars, sweeteners, fat, salt, and caffeine) are available or promoted to students at school, it becomes increasingly difficult to limit intakes.

Of course, this policy came into existence to limit access to pop, chocolate bars, chips and low nutrition foods from cafeterias and snack machines in our public schools. You know, those items that were available to students within school walls on a daily basis. They were the norm, rather than the exception and something did have to be done.

I am in complete agreement. Students should have limited access to low nutrition foods in schools. They should be the exception. That's why we call them "treats" and not "steady diet." It holds true at home as well. 

This is where the OpEd gets up my nose. It’s excessive. In the newspaper there is a well articualted attack on anything that isn’t a carrot or glass of water. I was going to say milk, but it would have to be skim milk.

To see what bent me out of shape read here

The health policy police have levelled their steely gaze at things like bake sale fundraisers. These – at least in the country – are where parents bake goods at home that are then sold at special school functions to raise money for extracurricular activities. Most purchasers are adults. They are very popular and raise a lot of money.

Anything in excess is unhealthy, even the drive to be healthy, if you know what I mean. But bake sales held one a year? Come on...

From the “Fundraising with Healthy Foods and Beverages” publication:
Many traditional fundraising activities rely on the sale of food and beverages high in calories, sugar, and fat and low in nutrients—particularly chocolate, cookies, and pop. This practice sends confusing messages, such as when athletic programs, which promote physical activity, sell nutritionally poor items as a means of support. Fundraising that involves selling less nutritious items can also send the message that schools are more concerned about making money than helping students to maintain healthy habits.

I found page 10 particularly illuminating. That’s where they outline alternatives for healthy fundraisers. One is “Create an exploratory basket featuring vegetarian items such as tofu, soy milk, beans, nuts, seeds, tahini, and include healthy and tasty recipes.” That’ll bring them in droves.

Another wasn’t even a fundraiser. It said (and I agree) schools should start vegetable gardens and include parents and the community. That would promote exposure to healthy choices, but raise money? How?

“Everything in moderation, including moderation,” Oscar Wilde said. And it’s true. Excess in anything – including regulating to death eating habits – is a bad thing.

So one of the great culprits to the wellbeing of future generations is a piece of cake or cupcake bought at a school fundraiser once a year. It sets a bad example, so they say. Regulation run amok.

Our local school has been read the riot act in this regard and will have to toe the line on Department of Education policy. It’s a shame that there never seems to be much – dare I say it? – common sense in governmental policy.

The hold of healthy habits taught at home is so tenuous in our children that they need to be protected by our educational system from every vestige of dessert, via the Department of Health. Cookies are evil.

Yes, they’re evil, if you eat them as a steady diet. That’s where moderation comes into play.

Healthy habits do have to be taught in school and at home, but not to the extent that things like bake sales have to be, in essence, outlawed.

There’s plenty of blame to be handed around in relation to our obese children. How about the prevalence of unhealthy, inexpensive pre-packaged meals in grocery stores? Or the lack of time parents have to prepare healthy food? Or perhaps the sedentary lifestyle of children – glued to a myriad of screens throughout their day – including at school?

Choice is they key. Avoid heavily processed foods high in salt, trans fats or unhealthy amounts of other fat, or sugar. Choose to get up off your a** and do something active. Once again, common sense and moderation...

When I was growing up a piece of cake wouldn’t push us over the dietary cliff. We “worked it off” by playing outside with other kids.

In the end, it is the responsibility of parents to teach healthy habits, and moderation, by example to their children. It isn’t the responsibility of governmental committees and policy writers to regulate out of existence something as harmless as a once a year bake sale.

If you visit the OpEd link, you’ll see every commenter agrees with me. Or at least they did when I looked.

I know some of you won’t agree with me. Perhaps we can discuss it, over a piece of cake.


Chocolate Bundt Cake with Pink Clove Drizzle
Prep: 15 min  |  Cook: 45 min to 1 hour
1 tbsp cocoa mixed with 1 tbsp white sugar
2 cups sugar
1-3/4 cup white flour
3/4 cups cocoa powder
1/2 tsp salt
2 tsp baking powder
2 tsp baking soda
1 cup milk
1 cup plain yogurt
1 tbsp instant coffee
1/2 cup butter, melted
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla

Preheat the oven to 350°F. 

Combine 1 tbsp cocoa with 1 tbsp sugar. Grease a bundt or other tube pan with butter and dust the inside with the cocoa sugar mixture. Shake out any excess and set aside.

Sift together the flour, cocoa, salt, baking powder and baking soda in a bowl. Set aside.

Combine the milk, yogurt, instant coffee, melted butter, and vanilla in a mixing bowl. Mix on low. Add the eggs one at a time and beat for 2 minutes. Then add the sugar 1/2 cup at a time and beat well after each addition.

Then slowly add in the remaining dry ingredients. Once combined, turn the mixer to medium and beat the batter for a further 5 minutes.

Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake until the cake begins to pull away from the sides of the pan and a cake needle inserted in the centre comes out clean.

Depending on the pan you use, your time will vary. Start testing for doneness at 45 minutes just to be safe. If using layer pans, start testing at 30 minutes. (The pan I used took 1 hour 5 minutes.)

Allow the cake to partially cool on a wire rack before glazing. While cooling, make the icing and drizzle it on top of the cake. If you glaze it hot the drizzle will just run off.


Pink Clove Drizzle
1 cup confectioner’s sugar
1 tbsp white corn syrup
1/2 tsp ground clove
1/4 tsp ground cinnamon
water and food colouring

Combine the first four ingredients in a bowl. Start with 1 tablespoon of water and continue adding a little at a time until you reach the consistency you want, then tint with red food colouring. Only add a drop or two of the food dye at a time and beat well to judge the final colour.

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Monday, June 10, 2013

Char Siu Pork and some thoughts on Marinating


Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. – Helen Keller

Red tinged and as aromatic as it is tasty.

Char siu is Chinese marinated, roasted meat – that red-dyed stuff you see hanging from shop windows in your local Chinatown. 

The actual term means “fork roast” in Cantonese. Usually it is long pieces of pork that are spit roasted over an open fire.

It smells delicious and tastes the same. But how to make it at home can open up a hornet nest of marinating do’s and don’ts. Many old recipes (and I bet the authentic Chinese ones, too) call for marinating for a short period “on the counter.”

I agree it is best to marinate overnight in the ‘fridge, but marinating on the counter cuts the time by hours and hours, and I didn’t have all night.

If you want your ribs redder add more food colouring.
You can read in a thousand places about the dangers of marinating unrefrigerated – many from people regurgitating (sometimes verbatim) the warnings of government health departments. Government will always err on the side of caution. It’s their job to keep us as safe as possible. Or at least it’s supposed to be...

So they state always (without exception, upon penalty of death – possibly inflicted by your meat) marinate in the refrigerator. But is it that cut and dried?

Of course bacteria can grow on meat left out too long on a counter. But if you use common sense (remember that trait?) , I personally think you’re OK. 

I class this “refrigerate only” information sort of the same as “always use hand sanitizer.” That stuff is everywhere, and I believe is causing us to become more susceptible to pathogens that hardly bothered our grandparents. Or worse, making bacteria and germs tougher since only the really heinous ones survive our attempts at eradication.

In our sanitized world I’m surprised children live past the age of 6. We’re supposed to almost keep them sterile. How often have we heard “Did you read about the new pandemic that’s supposed to be coming? It’s some tougher strain of...” They don’t drop from the sky.

Government health departments at one time or another also told us margarine (with high trans-fats) was better for us than butter, eggs were/are bad for you (their opinion changes with the day of the week), GMO crops are fine, artificial sweeteners were a healthy substitute for sugar, tomatoes are a vegetable (they’re NOT), etc...

Speaking of GMOs, several EU states have “safeguard clauses” that allow them to ban GMO foods from their countries. The United States has embraced them whole hog – to the extent that between 60-70% of all processed foods contain GMO ingredients. Almost all the multinationals that make GMOs are located in the US. Canada and China are two other countries on the bandwagon, so we’re no safer from them.

Interestingly, only 52% of Americans even know GMOs are in the corner grocery and only 26% believe they may have ever eaten them – ever. GMOs are present in most animal feed, so what they eat we eat.

These same government organizations that want us to sterilize our environments find it acceptable for us to go into a fast food shop and eat more than half our day’s worth of calories (mostly from fat and sugar) and more than a day’s sodium in a pop, burger and fries.

I'm not looking forward to cleaning this pan...
This is my opinion only and disagree if you wish, but use some common sense. Just make sure you don’t leave meat on the counter for more than two hours or in direct sunlight. Chicken should be outside refrigeration 1 hour at the absolute maximum. But it all depends on your marinade ingredients, too.

Here’s a couple reasons why I think you’re safe with this marinade. Honey is an antibacterial. Cooking wine and soy are acidic. Both inhibit the growth of bacteria – as opposed to leaving a pork chop on the counter in mid-summer heat. Acids have been used for centuries to inhibit bacterial growth and preserve foods longer.

This marinade can be used on other cuts besides pork ribs as well. It imparts a real “Chinese pork” taste.

One word of advice: never marinate in a metal pan. Those same acids may react with the cookware, causing unwanted flavours, or worse – if your pan’s not in tip-top shape – transfer of metals into the food.

Use your brain about marinating. We all have one, of varying sizes. My meat is marinating on the counter as I write. If I have posted this it didn’t kill me.


Char Siu Pork Ribs
Prep: 2 hrs  |  Broil: 6-7 minutes per side  |  Serves 4
2 lbs pork ribs, cut into serving pieces
2 tbsp honey
2 tbsp hoisin
1 tbsp Chinese cooking wine
1 tbsp soy sauce
2 tsp sesame oil
1 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp five spice powder
1/2 tsp cracked black pepper
6 drops red food colouring

Mix together the marinade ingredients with a whisk. Coat the pork and either refrigerate overnight or leave on the counter for 1.5 to 2 hours maximum. Turn at least once during marination. Its easier if you marinate in a zip-lock bag.

Remove the pork from the marinade and place in a pan or on a broiler pan. Broil, about 8-10” away from the heat until caramelized on both sides. You can also do this on a barbecue.


I made pineapple rice as a side dish. Garlic, ginger, green pepper and onion were softened in a little oil. Then rice, pineapple chunks, soy and water were added and cooked as you would white rice.

A veritable feast!

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Friday, April 26, 2013

Return to Sender


There's an old saying... that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. – President G.W. Bush


Of course what he was trying to say was “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” In effect, be wary of those who have already proved untrustworthy lest they do it again. Be vigilant.

Well, the Canadian Conservative party is at it again – trying to destroy another person’s credibility, focusing their bullying (yes, bullying) against newly minted Federal Liberal leader Justin Trudeau.

First it was their attack ad released mere moments after he won the nomination. It was aired on programming viewed mostly by middle-aged males, a Blue Jays baseball game, an English Premier League match and a PGA golf tournament. “He’s way in over his head.”

One part of that ad resurrects very old footage of Trudeau saying "Quebequers are better than the rest of Canada" (CTV, 10/15/1999). The attack ad states this is divisive.

Just don't talk about this: Stephen Harper opening up the 2010 Calgary Stampede, where he called Calgary the "greatest city" in the country. Talk about East/West divisiveness.

Airing the ad during middle-aged male programming is an important fact. Trudeau is polling as well with men as he is with women. Men are the Tories’ voting base. They’re afraid, I believe.

Not only did the Tory attack ad use old and out of context quotes but also out of context imagery to try to smear how we voters feel about this man. The 2011 "striptease" was for a "win a lunch date" fundraiser for the Canadian Liver Foundation. He helped raise $1,800.

For this they used their own Conservative Fund of Canada money to make and distribute that travesty against decency and Canadian values.

This time it’s a bit different. They’re using our taxpayer money, and are not just attacking his abilities, but casting doubt on his masculinity. This is dangerous ground, Mr. Harper. There are laws against behaviour similar to this. I believe you have even passed some in “your” parliament, and are about to pass more.


My knickers are in a twist
The latest missive from the "Harper Government" is what forced me to raise my voice today and speak.

The newest bit of nastiness from the Conservative party is a bulk mail flyer that will be arriving in your mailbox soon. This is mailed courtesy of our MPs constituency mailing service. So we are paying for this, but it has nothing to do with government affairs.

“Prime Minister Stephen Harper says there’s nothing wrong with using taxpayers’ dollars to finance a bulk-mail campaign against Justin Trudeau.” (Maclean’s.ca – April 25, 2013)

Well I believe that the majority of Canadians would disagree with you, Mr. Harper.

I’ll tell you what really pisses me off. It’s the manner of the attack.

I’m a designer. I know what a visual message is – and this one is bad. The flyer uses some not so subtle techniques to throw doubt on Trudeau’s manhood. 

The flyer is divided in two. On the left Trudeau, on the right Harper. One of the main typefaces used is a very feminine script (Honey Script to be exact). 

The image of Trudeau shows him a little scruffy with an open collar shirt and a jacket slung over his shoulder. He kind of looks like a sleazy guy at a bar. 

There is also a trail of “pixie dust” swirling down and around him. It looks very much like what Tinkerbell used to leave circling Cinderella’s castle at the opening of Disney’s Sunday night TV.

Mr. Harper, on the other hand, is button down perfect, on a plain background with only what as a designer we would call “masculine” typefaces. He even has a little bit of the Peace Tower on the bottom right.

Visual messaging has a long and proven record of swaying opinion, as we all know.

This not so subtle messaging is meant at best to give the feeling of effeminate weakness to Mr. Trudeau, and at worst associate him with being a “fairy.”

Read the text on the left. "Drama teacher for 2 years." We all know about drama teachers, wink, wink.

(Did you know Stephen Harper worked in a mail room at Imperial Oil once? Not much qualification for Prime Minister there...)


A record worth running on?
Attack a foe’s positions? Yes. 
Attack a foe’s character? No.

Those who attack others usually have no record of merit to stand on themselves or have things they want us to forget. That’s why they do it. Deflection is the best friend of a poor record.

And our current government is in desperate need of deflection. The litany of problems associated with this government seems endless. 

Here’s just a small sampling: 
  • omnibus bills stuffed full of unrelated legislation, with little to no debate, 
  • government assets used for personal use (Peter MacKay and the helicopter), 
  • Bev Oda and her $16 glass of orange juice, 
  • Peter Penashue running for the Conservatives in a by-election in Labrador after the sitting MP resigned amid scandal. That disgraced MP? Peter Penashue,
  • the "Robocalls Affair" where voters reported being misdirected to non-existant polling booths during the last election. The majority of those report these calls were non-Conservative voters (this is currently still under investigation by Elections Canada),
  • appointing Tory friends as Senators who either try to game the system or are currently facing charges of assault, 
  • decimating our environmental laws and oversights effectively enabling smoother “tar sands” production, 
  • cutting funding to science, and muzzling scientists, so there are fewer bothersome “facts” to deal with, 
  • suppressing the opinions of their own back bench MPs, 
  • slamming Trudeau for his comments about wondering of the root causes for the Boston bombing (2 days later same opinion voiced by Obama), 
  • closing of the Parliamentary Budget Office (that Harper set up...Kevin Page did his job too well, kudos – I believe he’s still in court over it),
  • walking away from Kyoto,
  • walking away from the UN Anti-drought Convention,
  • running quite probably the most opaque government in decades after being elected on transparency,
  • destroying our global reputation as a peacekeeper nation,
  • abandoning large portions of traditional social policy, like the fight against poverty,
  • killing the long form and mandatory census so StasCan data is less reliable (this data is used not only by private companies but Government to develop policy),
  • defunding many social groups, such as Katimavik,
  • trying to paint environmentalists as anti-democractic (including David Suzuki),
  • spending millions on promoting last year’s 200th anniversary of the War of 1812 (a series of border skirmishes with the USA) while cutting funding to significant social outreach groups...


Today’s horror? 
News organizations are reporting on a RCMP memo that says no members are to meet with MPs or Senators without prior approval. It cites the need to avoid "negative consequences for the organization and the government.” 

Specifically, they are to ask permission from a liaison office that co-ordinates RCMP strategy with the office of Public Safety Minister Vic Toews. Our national police force was just politicized.

The above is sadly a very partial list. It seems every day brings some other assault on our traditional Canadian values. And we have to put up with it until 2015.


What can we do in the interim?
Well, first don’t let this sort of virulent attack affect your opinion of Mr Trudeau or any other MP or person running for office. That’s what the Conservatives want. They did it with Stéphane Dion and Michael Ignatieff and are trying again.

This time, though, I think they’ll fail. It’s obvious what they’re trying to do. They have finally achieved the transparency they campaigned on – and it isn’t pretty.


For my part, when my flyer comes I’m going to mark it “return to sender.” Hopefully we’ll do the same to many Tory MPs in the next election.

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