Meezer Monday

WIPE YOUR PAWS! THIS INSTANT!!



HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

Greetings, adoring fans...




On the human slave's cat calendar today: 'Cats have incredible vision, but they never see your flaws'.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. I see ALL my human's flaws and MORE! Honestly, who wrote these ridiculous anecdotes?

Here's another: ' When it meows, one scarcely hears it...It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies'.

Er, WRONG AGAIN!!!! I spend all day every day HOWLING and YOWLING and the stupid fat human STILL gets my dinner order wrong and neglects to switch on the electric blanket. If I remained silent I'd never get fed!

Yours, thinking the desk calendar should go in the bin,

HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Human, it isn't because I love you that I snuggle under your top...






IT'S BECAUSE IT IS FRICKING FREEEEZING IN THIS HOVEL!!!

In the meantime, I'll gladly use you as a hot water bottle. Heaven knows you have enough insulation to keep us both warm, fatso!

Yours, warm and toasty for the moment


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Human, I do not appreciate having my royal self photographed by you, with you.



And honestly, you need to stop trying to kiss me, this instant. I will never, EVER kiss you back, so stop trying.

Yours, disgusted as usual


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Honestly, Baby Mao...





Is this REALLY comfortable for you?



Yours, thoroughly not enjoying being used as a pillow


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday - Secret Paw

Look! Presents - ALL FOR ME!



Baby Mao, you can look but DON'T TOUCH!









Thank you to my secret paw! Although my expression belies little emotion, I am really very pleased with my gifts. Food is always well received in my hovel, so thank you once again.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

There aren't any recent photos of me because the human is too busy uploading photos of HERSELF onto stupid facebook.

This photo was taken in the summer, when the garden was in full bloom (of weeds).

It isn't even a particularly good photo of me, nor is it clear.

One is NOT amused with the human. She really is neglecting me in every sense of the word. I am fed up with her self absorbed, self obsessed ways. Enough is enough.

There is only room for ONE giant ego in this household, human! You HAVE been warned!


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

Here I am drinking from my Cat-it Water Fountain.




Sadly I have only one such fountain and it is kept upstairs, near my bed.

Truthfully, I require a fountain in each room but of course, that is too much to ask of a useless human like mine.

So I shall continue to suffer in silence.

Yes, silence....

Yours, sobbing at the unfairness of it all


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Here I am in the only warm place in the house, the airing cupboard:



Sadly, I have to share this space with you-know-who.

At least it's warm.

*sigh*

HRH Yao-Lin x

Moody Meezer Monday

Human, might I suggest that you get your fat bum off facebook and cook me some dinner....



Or a roasted Baby Mao can easily be arranged...



Mwa ha ha ha


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Reason why I hate my brother # 998:





HELP ME! PLEASE! SOMEBODY!


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Get. This. Idiot. Off. Me. Now.




I am SOOOO fed up.

Ta ta for now



HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

The runt Baby Mao is attention seeking again. He has grazed his jaw or something. Anyway, much more importantly, here are some photos of me looking distraught with worry:









Gosh, I am staggeringly beautiful, even when filled with anxiety over my idiot brother! I did NOT sniff out his injury and hiss at him, no matter what the human slave tells you.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

It is impawtant to remember that all cats are obligate carnivores.



Apart from Siamese cats, who can happily live on a diet of strawberry cheesecake.

I do so enjoy trying different foods. I believe the humans also enjoy my enthusiasm for cuisine!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Stupid human slave. She persistently shoves that stupid camera in my face with her chubby hands and then wonders why this follows:




Offer a siamese a hand and he will bunnykick an entire limb. It's the law.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Today I am obliged to send healing purrs to my brother, Baby Mao. The runt is staying at the vets tonight. It looks like he has some sort of infection and they are keeping him in to run tests.

Never one to dwell, I decided I could utilise this drama by turning it into a photo-op!

This is me looking worried:



And this is me looking distraught:



It's NOT my fault that I look devilishly handsome in all poses, is it?

I am sure Baby Mao will be fine but healing purrs will be gratefully received!.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Please accept my sincerest apologies.

I am unable to post a photograph of JUST ME.

There are none. No photographs of yours truly, alone and dazzling. No photographs of your Royal Highness, pensive and princely.

All of my recent photos are obscured by the stinky one.

I am so sorry for you, my adoring fans.

*sniff*


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Greetings, subjects!

Today I must offer my sincerest gratitude to the Cat Realm for sending me this fabulous gas mask!

Guaranteed to protect my royal nose from even the most vile odours, I can at last relax in my millie bed without retching when a certain cat enters the room!

Surely, this is the most fantastic invention in the entire blogosphere?

Well, it is for me anyway!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer St Patrick Monday

Happy St Patrick's Day, my loyal and adoring subjects!

Please enjoy these photographs. Ordinarily, I would never dress as an Irish Dancer but the human gave me two pints of guinness prior to the photoshoot so I was in a surprisingly jovial mood!











Here are some facts about St Patrick:

1. At the age of 16, St Patrick was captured by a rogue band of siamese cats and taken to be a human slave.

2. He was a slave to several generations of siamese royalty, before returning to his family at the age of 6.

3. Legend credits Patrick with banishing snakes from Ireland although facts show that it was actually his pet cat, Paddy who drove out mice, not snakes.

4. Legend also credits St Patrick with teaching the Irish about the concept of the Trinity by showing people the shamrock, a 3-leaved clover.

5. Legend is clearly wrong. St Patrick was actually preaching the benefits of catnip, ensuring he always had a steady supply on hand.

So there you have it - the truth behind the legend of St Patrick.

Have a wonderful day and try not to drink too much guinness!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday.

I am DELIGHTED to report that I WON The Cat Realm's Red Carpet contest!





Ok, perhaps I didn't win the ENTIRE contest - I won the category for BEST MALE REAL OUTFIT!

It has taken forever for me to win one of these competitions. It's usually stinky Baby Mao that wins these things by playing the 'cute' card. He only succeeds because you can't smell him through internet. Honestly.

Supper tonight is coley fish served on a bed of steamed rice. So with that in mind, I have to dash off and climb the human's back as she cooks.

Before I dash, I should like to say thank you to The Cat Realm for hosting such a dazzling event, and thanks also to my adoring subjects for voting in my favour. I leave you with a photograph of me by way of sincerest thanks.


Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x