👀 Heya Fellow Visitator!!
It's Laky speaking... or, well, it used to be

If you're reading this today, first of all... oh my gosh, I'm impressed. Are you some kind of professional parasocial investigator?

If you stumbled upon this profile months, or even years later, you probably noticed I kinda vanished under this username. Don't worry though, I'm still alive (surprisingly) and still hanging around on the platform (unluckily)

A lot has changed since then. Like... a lot
It's funny how some things only start making sense once you stop insisting they already did

ANYWAY...

If you've somehow made it through this absolute wall of text, congratulations! You're officially not an iPad kid... GG?

As your reward, you're now legally allowed to DM me the word "stoat", and I'll reply with a 🎁 Blåhaj.

OH RIGHT
I almost forgot my new username

My gosh...

My train of thought just derailed...

You can now find me at:
@LaurenTheStoot