Something to nibble on while I watch TV

Poppin' Out II ‍ Do we need a video of that?

Poppin' Out ‍

Double DD Denim and food for thought: A busty slut giving a blowjob is like a magician She makes your problems disappear, one gulp at a time. And big tits aren't just for show; they're like billboards advertising the quiet rest stops on the highway of life. Wise words.

Nectar of the Gods

Make sure always to use all three holes...

Question of the Day. Juggs VS Ass. Which side wins? QOTD

A mouthful of sack milk

Bed Spread II

Bed Spread

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True story: The other week someone was asking whether I had an extra chromosome or something. What they meant - and literally said - was that I looked a bit "RETRDED". Almost certain he wasn't trolling. Over the weekend I've gotten another couple of comments about the weird shape of my ass (4th pic, bottom right). Is it really that unusual? Not fishing for compliments, but can someone enlighten me about those observations? My gut tells me neither of those statements were meant as insults. First my eyes, now my ass. This is kinda unsettling.

Bed Spread Part 2

TGIF! A generous spread of fuckmeat, wouldn't you agree? Those beat-up pussy lips hanging low like wizard's sleeves and still you'd eat me. I'm not wrong, am I?

That was one nasty-looking filthy cock. Didn't stop me from sucking it and chugging the load. Just a friendly reminder, guys, that when you gotta go, you gotta go! Sometimes (in the heat of the moment) there's no time for a shower. And a good caring slut will finish you off no matter what. I've sucked my share of smelly dicks, it's part of the job. No big deal. I'm good at cleaning things around the house. This one time at the gloryhole a guy shoves his dick through the opening and I can SMELL it. I mean really smell it, Smegma Central. And I'm thinking, I'll just wash it off with my mouth. Too caught up in the situation to use my bottled water instead. Careful not to swallow the saliva, I spit it on the floor. He still smells, but what's worse is that I've got that cheesy dick taste in my mouth and it's eye-watering. He's hard now and I know he won't leave and make room for the next guy if he doesn't cum. So I keep blowing. I also keep gagging. Not on the cock hitting my throat but the godawful taste. Paradoxically I give him the best blowjob of all the guys there because I want it to be over quickly. But of course he's a slow heater. 15 minutes in and I'm still headbanging like I'm at a Slayer concert. Then comes the courtesy knock signalling that he's about to blow his load. I get a mouthful and Mr. Smellydick pokes his fingers through for a goodbye handshake. He leaves, and I kneel there in my own spit with a mouthful of stinky semen.

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Back in the early 2000s Keep scrolling if you haven't seen the Cum Pudding video. A cum covered pudding cup and a spoon, my kind of picnic.