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High-Speed Pursuit Ends in Silent Disappointment

February 22, 2025 Sarge 0

In what authorities are calling a “technologically unfortunate” turn of events, a police pursuit in Los Angeles ended abruptly Tuesday night when the department’s brand-new electric patrol car lost all battery power—allowing a suspect in […]

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Elizabeth Warren Arrested After Criminal Justice Comments

August 12, 2018 Sarge 6

The Incident New Orleans, LA – Shocking comments from potential 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren unveiled the “hard truth about the criminal justice system” in America, saying it’s “racist.. Front to Back.” Elizabeth Warren […]

Low Morale
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Gallop Poll Reveals Citizens Still Hate Cops Despite Lip Sync Videos

July 10, 2018 Sarge 0

Shots fired! United Press of America – In the latest fad to sweep the internet, Lip Syncing Lothario’s in blue have captured the attention of America! It all started innocently enough a few weeks ago from […]

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Former Presidential Candidate Secretly Training To Become Police Officer

June 4, 2018 Sarge 5

If you can’t beat em’… Washington, D.C. – In a shocking revelation, reports are flooding in that the former first lady and runner-up finisher in the 2016 presidential election is secretly training to become a […]

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New Officer Likes Telling Everyone He’s A Cop

May 15, 2018 Sarge 7

It’s a calling Richmond, Virginia – Steve Danforth, a recent graduate of the Richmond Police Academy, doesn’t mind telling people that he is a police officer. Especially at parties or other social gatherings. This goes […]

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Tiger Takes Swing At Cop, Receives Lifetime Ban From PGA Tour

April 3, 2018 Sarge 5

Fore! Augusta, Georgia – In yet another incident that defies all logic, Tiger Woods has now received a lifetime ban from the hallowed grounds of Augusta National Golf Club, site of the Masters Golf Tournament […]

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Cop Rescued on Final Day of Search, Found Trying To Eat Own Foot

March 8, 2018 Sarge 4

San Clemente, California –  One of the most incredible stories of survival you will ever hear has just come out on the news wire. Many who first learn of the event are still shaking their heads in disbelief. Officer Mike Bare […]

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Two Oregon Teens Missing After Posing as Federal Agents

March 3, 2018 Sarge 3

Black Rock, Montana – Two 19-year-old men, dressed up and posing as federal police agents, went door to door yesterday in  Black Rock, Montana, trying to confiscate firearms from each resident. Meant as a joke, […]

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Americans Are Ready for North Korea To Assume Weapons Testing Again

February 22, 2018 Sarge 4

United Press Corps – After the latest tragedy and school shooting, a national poll has revealed that most Americans are hoping that North Korea would resume threatening the US mainland. Since the latest mass school […]

Overtime Cop
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Local Officer Clears $150,000 in Extra Duty and Overtime, Made 3 Arrests in 2017

February 7, 2018 Sarge 44

Making bank Bartonsville, Virginia – A developing story is beginning to gain traction in a medium-sized police agency in Virginia for all the wrong reasons. It appears that an officer with the Bartonsville Police Department […]

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