It’s glowing green. The battery is already full.
“Sorry honey I can’t make it today, I’m updating the software on my pigeon”
Gotta love that now all drones in the EU can be easily charged with the same cables.
Bird loafs are awesome though. I have a bird loaf next to me currently. Chicken, not coo drone, but still.
I still have one of the old models where the charging port is in the belly like the Apple mouse, it’s so annoying ;-;
At least it uses USB C(loaca).
Thank god EU is on the side of avian surveillance 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I thought they charged by sitting on powerlines?
that’s the standard model 867530B. i could only afford the 867530A
They’re allowed the occasional work-from-home days.
A version of the Matrix where Neo is a pigeon.
The flying scene at the end probably wouldn’t be so badass.
…and the sex scene in the sequel would be a bit more awkward.
coward
For you maybe
The battery levels really dove for me whenever I’d check my feed.
I almost groaned out loud. Fucking brilliant :)
Cyberjacking into a pigeon to hack its brain.
brain
Look who believes in the biological ‘science’ of birds.
It’s a cybernetic brain. 🤷♂️
If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America’s favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.
It’s my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma’s Nantucket bird dick casserole.