Daaaaa-AAAAaaad.

That’s why you plug your power bank into the charger and plug your phone into the power bank.

“What the fuck is my dad on (like drugs or something) dude?”

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. Your silence in the face of injustice is what enables abuse.

The Amazon Q&A bot also responds this way (or at least it did last I checked).

Ceci n’est pas une porte.

Didn’t see Golden Girls mentioned yet so I will nominate that one.

Dogs. A yearling like this would be, anyway.

Even more confusing that it is written in all caps like the OS of the Nintendo Wii.

I am from around so I can’t say definitively what is Canadian about that. I meant “shat” as in the past tense of shit and a word that sounds like shattered, like the bad robot in Terminator 2 when he froze. Never the best joke if it needs explaining; I was just being a bit silly.

I am from Winnipeg. Natural selection has made us immune down to -40.

Edit: but then we just shatter. My tombstone will say “Jim shat himself to death” and there will be a statue of me wearing shorts.

I didn’t have Preston Manning being in the news on my 2026 bingo card. REEEeeEefOoOoOOrm!

https://youtu.be/IJXsbxxGpv4

Grindr using 1407GB.

Welsh cat! Bapahdahbabapadahdah.

Now that you mention it, there was that story about Air Canada’s chatbot misleading a customer which ended up costing them $800. 😔

Edit: I know, legal fees and such, but there didn’t appear to be any punitive component nor incentive to change course.