Sabata

It was a few years ago. Was a shitty day though.

That’s like the best possible outcome.

Ya same, the post was good enough to be memorable.

I think I’ve seem a similar story on reddit ages ago.

He can’t read the paperwork.

My USB hub has rave mode if I pull too much power.

I wish I could reach 0 net worth.

Real, he was the one dude actually showing up and doing the work too…

Guess calling people NPCs is a timeless tradition, even if the terminology has changed.

Shit, I shouldn’t have ordered that Ubuntu CD as a kid.

If you squeeze enough runes it and write the correct spells it can mimic humans. Now we can’t tell who’s human and who’s a pile of rocks.

any hypothesis is valid

I suspect dark matter is actually just the gravitational pull of OPs mother slipping in from a parallel dimension.

Fucking contractors, right… I had one OD on his lunch break out front when I was getting my house worked on.

natural light

I don’t understand. Did LEDs start growing out of the grass?

I can’t wait to trash a second habitable planet.

+5 Freedom Points™ have been issued to your account.

Lizard

Imagine figuring out how to travel faster than light and then crashing into the biggest shithole in the galaxy.

They will just have to start preordering the ribbons.

Interviewer did not define time. I will define it as 0 seconds per second. The ant can not move as movement is impossible at this time scale.