“Who could have known using K-Pop groups as recruitment tools was a bad idea”

Somehow, if you replaced Marx with the founding fathers the US deifies, the meme would still work. That’s where we’re at in the liberalism-to-fascism pipeline.

Pencil of Damocles hanging menacingly

Considering the iPhones are made in China and sports equipment is made in Central America and Southeast Asia, I’m gonna need to see Ms. Sweeney’s birth certificate

I’m confused, is it the time of monsters or not

UAE:

Just outside of view:

- Human Radiation Experiments, Holmesburg Prison experiments, San Quentin Prison experiments, Stateville Penitentiary Malaria Studies, Guatemala Syphilis Experiment, Ohio State Penitentiary Cancer Study, Belmont Report

- Ludlow Massacre, Battle of Blair Mountain, Coal Wars

- Kent State Massacre, Jackson State Killings, Orangeburg Massacre

Infrastructure, famously divorced from politics

:kelly: Cummodity

One of the definitions of paradox is a thing you know for sure is wrong, but can’t disprove it. Zeno knew Acchiles would reach the turtle in his paradox somehow, but without calculus (or algebra, for that matter) he couldn’t explain it

Alchemy checklist

• Prima materia ✅

• Chrysopoeia / Transmutation ✅

• Panacea

• Elixir of immortality

• Homunculus

• Rebis

I think that’s the instructions

Moonie:

Removed by mod

Do you happen to know the chemistry behind that? I’ve also heard about adding vinegar but that might be more for deglazing

Two years I’ve been posting communist propaganda straight from Bezos’s mouth, what have I been doing wrong that I’m not on the list 😔

I’m not upset, just would’ve been nice to be recognized

n’tsync is gonna make everyone say Bye Bye Bye to Windows

The worst until we get to private jets and helicopters

Pascal’s mugging

It’s better to share this one… you know, just in case

You’re telling me this isn’t from a porn parody?