https://xkcd.com/1387/

The ingredient list is a mile long and the third most ingredient is sugar.
Bread needs flour, water, yeast and salt.

!lemmyvision@jlai.lu

Download all seasons of original Top Gear and you’re prepared for anything.

I don’t know what it is, but it definitely isn’t a strawberry.

Holy Clickbait Batman!

My TV wouldn’t survive 5 minutes with this on.

Wenigstens haben wir bei Lemmyvision gut abgeschnitten, das ist doch eh wichtiger.

A couple of Louisiana’s citizens (i.e. the politicians who agreed to this) will get a lot richer.

You know, you’re not forced to read or comment in this thread.

Once you see the pattern, it becomes obvious, doesn’t it?

Thank you for your service!

It’s a great password.

• too long to bruteforce
• too many variations for a dictionary attack
• satisfies all character requirements
• easy to remember
• easy to type
• discourages revealing it to anyone even under pressure

Closest one to a hammer is the Crystal OscillaThor
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Americans are trained from childhood to shit only once a week so it takes away less of their work time.
This starts in school where you need a signed permit to go shit, and continues in the work place where shitting during work hours can get you in trouble.
Shitting frequency is monitored through comically wide gaps in the bathroom stalls.

Ich hab noch den hier:

There’s a point where The Walking Dead needs to stop, and we’ve passed that point 12 years ago.

I’m addicted to My Summer Car.
On that note, I hauled this wreck to Fleetari and instead of giving me money, he charged me. WTF?

The thing is that despite Germany’s slow economy they still have higher wages compared to any of their neighbours

Except for Denmark, Switzerland, and Luxembourg. Germany has lower real wages than 1/3 of its neighbors, and it gets worse if you compare median wage instead of the average, which gets pushed up artificially by the super-rich.