Bless your heart quotes funny

˚°◦ღ,.. Bless your heart...(¬‿¬) ┌∩┐

So, Day 1 of keeping Baby M for 9 days has ended and Wowza. I need to sleep for at least 2 days. Yeah, I am NOT kidding. The morning was great! We got up and played and then had breakfast with Great-Mimi. Then we played a whole lot more and had some lunch followed by Baby M napping. Sounds uneventful enough, right? Just wait for it... I figured I was doing good by getting my teeth brushed and clothes on this morning so taking a shower could wait until Baby M napped. Wrong. Baby R's mommy was…

Begin to drop your 'g' as we're crossin' the Mason-Dixon line to learn the ways of the Southerners. This Quotabulary article has all the funny Southern sayings to make "y'all as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine!"

Bless your heart!! *wink* @Kara Jeanine, thought of you with the precious comment!

American by birth, Southern by the grace of God, right?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you're just too unattractive to be that vain. Bless your heart. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Since when is a "southern belle" a lying, manipulative, alcoholic bitch? Oh wait... Create and send your own custom Reminders ecard.

Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho!

In the South, you only need to say the first three words. The rest is redundant.